#Round I "The Meow Player" VS. "The Darn Better Turkish Player"
Turkey: Hey you cat lover let's do a contest about who eats more
Greece: What is the prize?
Turkey: The winner visits Japan
Greece: Start then.
Turkey: *eats* *eats* *eats* *breath* eats* *eats*
Greece: *eats* *b-r-e-a-t-h-s* *eats*
Turkey: That's all, I won!
Greece: What about if we cook something!
Turkey: I will obviously win this
Round II
Greece: *cooks fish*
Turkey: *cooks sauce AND FASTER*
Greece: I
Turkey: FINISHED
Turkey: So Jappy who's better?
Greece: I bet I won *strokes cat in his head*
Turkey: Be careful not to choke with cat's fur
Greece: At least I washed my hands
Turkey: Who said I didn't!!
Japan: Turkey's sauce is delicious
Turkey: HA! *jumps*
Japan: But Greece's fish is nice too
Turkey: Delicious beats nice eh?
Greece: Then who won?
Turkey: You don't see it's me?!
Greece: No, mine is NICE
Turkey: Mine is DELICIOUS
Greece: Mine is bigger
Turkey: Looks like a rotten fish
Greece: Well, it's a pure fish
Turkey: Mine has the best taste EVER
Greece: I don't think so
Turkey: Then you have envy~
Greece: *dark stare*
LaTeR
*More Fight, fight, fight*
Japan: *sneaks camera*
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