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Question: who are your godly parents?

Karkat: OH WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO THIS!?!
Aradia: it's community service kar. You know to let the new campers see what's it like 0u0
Karkat: ....ANYWAY MY FUCKING PARENT IS AKHLYS. GREEK GODDESS OF MISERY. MAYBE THATS WHY MY LIFES SO MISERABLE.
ARADIA: mine is hades Greek god of the underworld. One of the big three
Tavros:,,,uh, my dad is,,, boreas Greek god of,,, of the north wind
Sollux: erii2 godde22 of 2triife
Nepeta: :33< my further is EROS!! God of love!
Kanaya: I'm Proud To Say My Mother Is Aphrodite
Terezi: H3H3 MY MOM 1S M1N3RVA ROM4N GODD3SS OF W1SDOM.
VRISKA: myyyyyyy mom is 8ellona ROMAN godess of war.
Equius: D--> uh.. My farther is Vulcan. God of blacksmiths and fire.
Gamzee: I'm MoThEr FuCkInG gAmZeE mAkArA sOn Of BaCcHuS. GoD oF wInE aNd rEvElRy.
Eridan:wwell I'm freakin the son of juturna. Godess of fountains, wells, and springs.
Feferi: 38) my dad is ne----ptune-----!
Dave:sup Apollo cabin
Jade: my moms Demeter :D

Karkat: AS YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE WITH YOUR VERY LIMITED MIND THERES ALOT OF ROMAN AND GREEK DIVERSITY.

ARADIA : yup and me and Kar will be here to answer any questions while you wait for your Godly parent to claim you. And if we can even get some the others to hel-

Everyone but kar: -leaves to do their own thing at camp-

Aradia: as you can see everyone's pretty busy so we will try to get them to come and answer your questions.

KARKAT: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK HOWD I GET ROPED INTO THIS ARADIA HOW!

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