So I was in the shower ik a bit weird to tell yall this but I was trying to sound like tsu and did a little roleplay with myself- ok so
Tsu : hey ochoko have you seen where midoria is?
Uraraka : no last time I saw him was yesterday
Tsu : let's go check his dorm and see if hes there
Uraraka : yeah let's go check
At midoria's dorm
Uraraka opened the door (of course)
They see deku on his and crying mistakenly
Uraraka : what happened deku? Are you ok?
Deku : no I had sex with kacchan and that was a mistake-
Tsu : why aren't you put of bed yet?
Deku : I cant walk can you help me-
Uraraka : uhhh we gotta go to class by deku!-
They left deku on his bed starting to cry more-