Ahoy!
This is called I'm doing everything I possibly can to procrastinate
To everyone that actually speaks Spanish, I'm sorry if the Spanish parts are terrible. Google translate isn't always reliable and I speak hardly a word of it myself (despite taking several Spanish courses over the years. I remember nothing)
Disclaimer: I don't own Ninjago or Veggie Tales or this song
Narrator: Now it's time for "Ridiculous Parodies with Jay" the part of the show where Jay comes out and sings a ridiculous parody.
Narrator: Jay will be performing the traditional Ninjagoian ballad, 'The Dance of Lightning Boi' in it's original Spanish. Zane, Master of Ice, will translate.
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Jay: Miren al chico del rayo
Zane: Watch the Lightning Boi
Jay: Miren como se mueve
Zane: See how he moves
Jay: Como un Anacondrai
Zane: Like an Anacondrai
Jay: Tras un raton
Zane: Chasing a mouse
Jay: Miren al chico del rayo
Zane: Watch the Lightning Boi
Jay: Sus suaves movimientos
Zane: Oh, how smooth his motion
Jay: Tal como mantequilla
Zane: Like butter
Jay: En un chango pelon.
Zane: On a... bald... monkey?
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Jay: Miren al chico del rayo
Zane: Watch the Lightning Boi
Jay: Toda la gente
Zane: All the people
Jay: Envidian a su amigo
Zane: Envy their friend
Jay: Como el quiere bailar!
Zane: Wishing to dance as he
Jay: Bailando rayo nino!
Zane: Dancing Lightning Boi
Jay: Bailando rayo nino!
Zane: Dancing Lightning Boi
Jay: Bailando rayo nino!
Zane: Dancing Lightning Boi
Jay: Baila, baila, ya!
Zane: Dance, dance, yeah!
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Jay: Miren el Nindroide
Zane: Look at the Nindroid
Jay: No es triste?
Zane: Isn't it sad?
Jay: El no puede bailar
Zane: He... can't dance?
Jay: Pobre Nindroide
Zane: Poor... Nindroid...
Jay: El deberia poder bailar
Zane: He wishes he could dance
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