Italry... shut ur pussy

I hadd the weirdest drem

Hey peeps

I hadd the weirdest dream last night

So me and my math class were laying out a bunch of colorful condoms on the desk.

And apparently we forgot grape flavor so this girl freaked out and

FLIPPED THE WHOLE TABLE

AND

CONDOMS WERE DUMPED ALL OVER THE FLOOR

So then Italy ran into the classroom

And said

Don't get upseti hav sum spaghet-

..............,.,............................

CONDOMS!!!!!!!!

Then he got down on his hands and knees

And starts shoving condoms into the front of his shirt

Saying over and over

YES YES OH YES

MY PRECIOUSES

Italy gets up with all the condoms holding them in place

And Says

I GOTTA GO!

Italy not looking where he was going slammed right into

GERMANY

Who just materialized there

And Italy screams

I GOT THE CONDOMS!

And Germany grins.

AWESUM LET'S GO

And Italy's like no

let's have sex on that desk over there

*points to my math teachers desk*

Ya know WUT why the fuck not??!

They both rip off each others clothesz

And all they're wearing is leather and shit

And then they start fucking on

MY MATH TEACHERS DESK

And Germany brought all the toys

And...................

Everyone but me is like

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MATH TEACHER

The teacher rushes in and Is like

Sorry I'm late and..................

WHAT THE HELL????!!!!

and I go wave my magic fingers and say

TURN INTO A DUKEY CONDOM

And then my Math teacher was

A DUKEY condom

That nobody EVER WANTED TO USE EVER

AND HE DIED A LONLEY VIRGIN

DUKEY CONDOM

DETH

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE END

Okay what in the fuck

My imagination

During health class

I thought about

GERITA

FOR LIKE

15 minutes

The m

OH YEAH

AND DURING THE DREM

I KEPT HEARING THIS OVER AND OVER

IN THE BACKGROUND

There's a lemon sausage in the pasta that's why the pasta tastes like lemons

I think that was the universe telling me to

Write more GERITA CRACK

YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

also I'll get around to part twos of stuff

I can't look at my math teacher's

Desk the same way anymore

THEY'RE STILL THERE THEY'RE JUST INVISIBLE

mr.wiggles o//-//~