luffy in a dress can only be bad

this can only be bad luffys in a dress

Hi this is my frist fanfiction so  enjoy
(Boy x boy and sex

    Everyone ran to the kitchen hoping there would be food left and didn't see luffy
      Nami"huh where's luffy"
      Usop "hmm he's always here frist "
      Sanji "MORAN GO GET LUFFY WE WON'T EAT WITH OUT HIM"
       Zoro "okay"
Zoro walked towards his room greeting the others and then knocking on luffy's door...no response hmm he knocked again...
   Zoro"LUFFY YOU UP "
   Luffy "zoro go away and go eat"
    Zoro"cook said he wasn't letting anyone eat with out you"
      Luffy' I'll be out at dinner "
       Zoro "okay"
Zoro walked away and wandered what was wrong with him he let out a loud sight and walked into the kitchen and they eat ....

/_/time skip after breakfast//
Usop had already ask luffy to play chopper was wored so was brook and franky.. what they didn't know was luffy was horny and in a dress to make him less hot if he were in his normal clothes he would have sweated and it wouldn't help ... so when luffy came out everyone was confused he said nothing and ran to the crows nest were zoro was training 
       Zoro "luffy your out and in a dress"
       Luffy ran back to his room and locked the door
Sanji thought luffy stole naim"s dress and was banging on his door
       Nami"i have never seen that dress"
...What