Spooky Scary Skeleton (Chunky Soup)

Chunky soup

Chunky soup

It was told that a member of the DK crew died of diabetes, but what if I told you...Chunky Kong was never really dead...

After a long day of school and making epic funny memes, a 14-year old boy named Dan Van Man came home. While riding the bus, Dan Van Man noticed a large amount of bananas outside. He didn't think it was anything important, so he went back to watching Keemstar scream.

After Dan Van Man made it home, he went to mum and asked "What are we eating?"

As he waited for a reply, Dan Van Man thought to himself, I hope it isn't sweaty salsa chicken butt.

While Dan Van Man was thinking with his brain, his brothers Pizza Man and Kylo Sans ran down the stairs chanting "Chunky! Chunky! Chunky!"

Dan Van Man's eyes started to water when he remembered that Chunky was dead.

"Ok then, Chunky Soup!" Mum exclaimed. Dan Van Man started to have flashbacks to his funeral, the DK rap playing loudly while they danced around the coffin;  the traditional ritual to honor the dead. "It's what he would have wanted." said Lanky Kong, the day of the funeral. Those words still echoed in Dan Van Man's mind.

Dan Van Man started to cry, the memories of his friend flooding back immediately to haunt his once peaceful arrival home.

"What's wrong?" Mum asked, worried. Dan Van Man wiped his tears away. "Nothing," He said quietly. He walked to the table and waited for the soup, wiping away tears that continued to form.

A few minutes later the soup was done and was at the table. Dan Van Man tried the soup and realized that the soup tasted familiar. Extremely familiar. It was banana flavored. Dan Van Man asked to see the can. He looked at the can and realized that Chunky made this soup. The can says, Chunky's Banana Soup! 'Eat Chunky's! He tastes delicious!'

Dan Van Man fell off his chair in utter surprise. "B-but I thought he was dead!" Dan Van Man said in a confused voice. Dan Van Man jumped out of his window quickly and ran towards The DK House as fast as he could, trying to solve this terrifying mystery.

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After a few weeks of crossing the ocean, Dan Van Man made it to the DK house. But it wasn't a house, it was a soup factory. "What is all this?" questioned Dan Van Man, then he saw Chunky Kong talking to this guy. Dan van man got to the factory and ran to Chunky, "CHUNKY KONG!!!!" screamed Dan Van Man. He was enveloped in anger at his friend, how it had all been proved wrong that he was dead. Chunky Kong saw Dan Van Man and started running, but since he's Chunky, he's obviously super slow. Dan Van Man caught up to Chunky and tackled him, "I want answers Chunky Kong!" said Dan Van Man. "OKAY OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH!" said Chunky Kong. Dan Van Man brought the Chunky Boi to his office to talk, "Alright Chunky, TALK!"
"OKAY I'll tell the truth" said Chunky in fear.

After Chunky told Dan Van Man the whole story, he said. "So that's what's going on", "I'm sorry Dan Van Man, I never meant to cause trouble. "It's okay Chunky I understand" . Chunky smiles and I smile back, then I hear a noise from behind me. It was the DK crew, "Chunky", said Donkey Kong, " We thought you were dead" "No", said Dan Van Man, " He should tell the story". "Okay then, here we go, the truth is I was tired of never being picked in our games, so I faked my death and-". "And what" said Dan Van Man. "Hey", said Chunky in an evil expression, "Look behind you.", "Wha-", BONK! ... "Ouch!", groned Dan Van Man in pain. Dan Van Man opened his eyes to see that he was caged on a random island. "What the fu-"

To Be Continued...

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