Falsettos reacts to Falsettos ✔️

My Father's a Homo / Everyone Tells Jason To See a Psychiatrist

"That book flip though Mendel." Cordelia stated, raising an eyebrow.

Mendel laughed, "I can't actually do that." Trina chucked.

[JASON]
My father's a homo

Jade laughed, "Hah! Jason you can't say that!"

My mother's not thrilled at all
Father homo:
What about chromosomes?
Do they carry?
Will they carry?
Who's the homo now?
My father said that one day I'll grow up to be president
And that idea's not so wild
I don't live the life of a normal child

Issie snorted at On Stage Jason, "What was that spin?"

'Cause I'm too smart for my own good
And I'm too good for my sorry little life
My mother's no wife

Trina gasped and looked at Jason, who avoided eye contact and decided that the floor was very interesting to look at.

And my father's no man
No man at all!

Marvin sighed, Whizzer rubbed his arm comfortingly.

[TRINA, spoken]
Honey, why don't you go out and play?

[JASON, spoken]
No

(Jason begins to play chess with himself. Quickly playing one side, turning the board, moving a piece, turning the board again, etc.)

Whizzer frowned. "How in the world are you playing chess by yourself?" he asked confused. Jason just laughed.

[TRINA]
Sweetheart, I worry
Sweetheart, I do
I worry a lot
I worry a lot
I worry a lot

(spoken)
I could take you to the Jewish center?

Whizzer laughed at how boring that sounded, Marvin rolled his eyes at his boyfriend.

[JASON mocks throwing up.]

"Yeah, exactly."

[TRINA]
I think you like playing chess alone
That's not normal

[JASON]
What is normal?

"Oooo." Jade sang, causing Trina to glare at them, shutting them up. "Sorry."

[TRINA, spoken]
I wouldn't know

"That kinda sad tho." Issie stated quietly to Jade.

(sung)
Why don't you speak on the telephone
With anyone, just get a friend—
Anyone

Darling, please, see a psychiatrist
He's quite a guy
And I admire how he acts
No one is saying you're a sick neurotic
But you could find some help
Hear me out, please
Yes, you could find some help
He could help you realize

How confused you are!
Yes, it's very clear:
Daddy's sincere
But a schmo!
You and I must trust our emotions
Make no commotions
Will you go?