Sophie and her friends: *appear in room*
Sophie: Not again...
Dani: *behind them* HEY GUYS!
Everyone except Tam: *turns around* *little girl shriek*
Rooster: *appears behind them* CHICKEN IN!!!
Everyone except Tam: AGHHHHHHH!!!!!
Dani and Rooster: HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Dani: Okay, today, we want to show you...
Dani: CARVING PUMPKINS!!!
Rooster: VEGETABLES YOU STAB A LOT!!!
Dani: What? No, Rooster, we're making Jack-O-Lanterns, which, I guess you do stab a lot. Huh. We were both right.
Rooster and Dani: Eww...
Dani: Okay, moving on! Everyone sit down, *makes tables appear* grab a pumpkin, *makes pumpkins appear* and carve faces into them! *makes pumpkin carving kit appear* Okay?
Sophie: Okay...
Everyone: *sits down*
Fitz: What are these faces on the paper for?
Dani: Those are instructions on how to carve the faces onto the pumpkins. But they're in English.
Keefe: Wait, they're in HUMAN?!?!
Dani: *facepalm* Humans have LOTS of languages!!! I speak English. Then again, *snaps fingers* now, they're in the Enlightened Language! NOW CARVE!
~ Three Hours Later ~
Rooster: *holds up pumpkin* Guys, look! *uses hole in pumpkin to put pumpkin on head*
Biana: Why does the pumpkin look like it's screaming in pain? And what are the claws on its face?
Rooster: *pushes button on sound device*
Sound Device: *screaming noises*
Rooster: Ta-da! It also smells like blood! *inhales deeply* Ahhhh...
Dex: Look, mine is a computer! I made a laser system to carve it perfectly!
Biana: Mine's wearing makeup!
Keefe: Meet... Mrs. Stinkbottom the Pumpkin! She's a pumpgulon!
Linh: I gave mine a kitty face!
Tam: I just stuck all the knives in mine.
Fitz: This is stupid, so I smashed mine.
Dani: 1. My pumpkin is a group picture of all of us! I used my author-ity to make it. And 2. Uh-oh, Fitz, our guest star will not appreciate that you smashed her pumpkin! Everyone, give a warm welcome to... Ro!
Ro: Hi. Crazy 1 and Crazy 2 said I could smash stuff. *grabs pumpkin* *smashes it*
Dani: Okay, that's everything! Bye! *turns pumpkin into carriage* *rides away with Rooster*
YOU ARE READING
KotLC Reacts
FanfictionHave you ever wondered what would happen if the Keeper crew met phones? What about high school detention? Or... SHIPS! Now you can know! Watch, as they react to all the human things Dani and Rooster show them!
