Me: At least we know he can flirt...
Dazai: OwO THAT WAS SMART! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU-
Akutagawa: O-O R-Really...?
Chuuya: Oh my god, you're such a fucking baby. QUIT THE STUTTERING AND ANSWER LIKE A MAN-
Atsushi: SHUT UP, YOU'RE THE SIZE OF A BABY-
Chuuya: QUIT BACKING HIM UP-
Chuuya: Ooh~ Boss is making his move~
Higuchi: The feeling in this room just became awkward... T-T
Yumeno: I feel very uncomfortable, why do you do this-
Dazai: Don't worry kiddo', You'll eventually find love...
Elise: No, she'll be single forever! :) He's unlovable.
Yumeno: That's mean... T-T
Atsushi: DAZAI-SAN! WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING IN THE BACKGROUND AND NOT HELPING?!
Chuuya: That was your public embarrassment for saying Q is weird.
Akutagawa: But you shouldn't torture your friend.
Chuuya: *Scoffs* Friend?
Akutagawa: *Sad sounds*
Chuuya: Wait- no. Don't you fucking dare.
Akutagawa: *Cries*
Chuuya: SHIT-
Atsushi: WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Chuuya: NOTHING! DAZAI DID IT-
Dazai: OH~ Y E A H!!! BLAME THE HOTTEST PERSON IN THE ROOM-
Ranpo: I AM RIGHT HERE-
Me: That's cute, but you didn't have to hit him! T-T
Akutagawa: Die Jinko.
Atsushi: T-T
Chuuya: UwU Violence is the greatest way to show affection~
Dazai: That means you love me~
Chuuya: ...
Chuuya: Only for some people, not you.
Dazai: TwT Meanie.
Atsushi: You're just exposing us now, aren't you?
Me: ...
Chuuya: DAZAI! WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR HAND ON MY HAT?!
Dazai: You're short, in my defense-
Atsushi: -w-
Akutagawa: ...
Gin: I like having an older sibling, I get to stalk their love life and they can't get mad at me UwU
Akutagawa: I hate you.