✰𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐤! [dream smp oneshots]

lxxii. they meet ur family

dream: is a real big family man, gets along with ur dad and ur mom loves him for how polite and respectful he is towards them

georgenotfound: he's a lil shy but he got the spirit. george doesn't actually have to make any effort at all for ur parents to swoon over him. they think that george is a bright young fellow who is perfect for u

sapnap: okay but ur parents would lowkey be a bit sus of sap bc of his child-like personality around u, but by himself he's generally pretty introverted and so he doesn't talk much but ur parents accept him and he gets along rly well with them

badboyhalo: a literal angel. he helps ur mom while she made dinner and joked with ur dad at the table and they think he's a rly nice dude who's a good match for their kiddo

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wilbur soot: oh they think he's a darling

technoblade: oh god it was wild af. techno did a pretty good introductory thing but then the conversation looped around and he was rambling about something and ur parents were confused af and then the conversation shifted to minecraft and ur parents didn't play it so they didn't understand what was going on and he offered to teach ur mom how to play it and then pulled out his phone and probably tried to teach her how to play it on mobile (i bet he probably had it on mobile at one point) and then ur dad thought it was cool af so he tried it and now ur parents r seriously considering becoming minecraft streamers thanks techno

nihachu: oh they LOVED her. and ngl who wouldn't? she's a sweetheart and is easy to get along with and ur parents love her already 10/10

justaminx: ngl i bet u thought she would do or say something bold af but she didn't want to screw up so she forced herself to sit there and be on her very best behavior and then called u afterwards and told u how hard that was 💀