leave your dad before he leaves you.
never peep in your parent's room they could be doing the monthly bull riding.
alway use a condom before doing it or mistakes like you will be fucking born.
if ur homeless then get a home, if your dad went to get milk he will never return kids.
whenever a boy comes to you always fuck them to death before they can harm you let them know the power of ladies' goddamn cats. *wink wink*