#34 - Pickup Lines 2.0

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So, waaaaaaaayyyyyyyy back at the beginning of this book, I did a part with pickup lines. For the past year and change since I've had this book up, those have been the most popular parts from both the preferences and the imagines. (as of 6/15/2021, the fluffy pickup lines have 3.78k reads and 75 votes; the nasty ones are up to 3.87 reads and 69 votes, yes that is the actual number of votes and yes I see the disgusting irony)

Now, the OG's will remember that this book has been through its fair share of editing and changing. Since this book's launch in August of 2019, I have added/removed characters from the lineup. Back when I wrote the pickup lines (read: copy and pasted them from the internet), I was not writing for certain characters. It is now October of 2020. It's high time I did an update on the pickup lines.

Some of the boys from my current 16-dude lineup did not get pickup lines done for them. I decided that that should change.

If y'all remember in my last update, I was debating whether or not to add Marik to the lineup. My conscience was like "no don't do it!" and my conscience lost. Marik is now going to be featured in this book. For reference, only the good Marik will be featured, not the whack job from season 3. Without further ado, here is the finished set of pickup lines!

Bakura Ryou:
Fluff: Are you a camera because I smile every time I look at you.
Nasty: You must be a light switch because you're turning me on.

Marik Ishtar:
Fluff: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?
Un-family friendly: Of all the things on my to-do list, I want to do you the most.

Atticus Rhodes:
Fluff: I lost my library card, but I'm still checking you out.
EWWWW: My bed's pretty comfortable, but I'd rather be in yours.

Yuya Sakaki:
Fluff: I'd perform every night if it meant I could perform for you.
R-rated:
We got this king size to ourselves
Don't have to share with no one else
Don't keep your secrets to yourself
It's Kama-sutra show and tell
Marvin Gaye by Charlie Puth

Since I only have the four noobs in this part, the next two will both have six of the boys featured. The next two parts also might not be too good because I'm working on something special for y'all that I've kinda been wanting to do for a while. In the meantime, if you're bored, a new chapter of Sonic Squad went up today. You can find that book on my profile if you're interested.

Kalyn out! ✌️

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