Meh: alright time to do this *waves hand to teleport le characters here*
Le chosen one: MIONE! WHY CAN'T YOU STOP SHIIPING ME WITH MAL- oh shit, where are we..?
Meh: you are at my secret base and in my studio room
Dray: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
Meh: oh hi Dray, I'm your worst night- I-I mean no one important, antway I brought all of you here to react to ships
Weasle: uhhh ships...?
Mione: oh you mean like Drar-
Le chosen one: DON'T YOU DARE MIONE!
Mione: alright, alright I won't jeez you amde my ears hurt
Pansy: you brang literally everyone here...
Meh: obviously girl!
Blaise: well if we are gonna do it then let's get into it
Sev: I don't have all day, just start
Luna: well let's see them then
Neville: okay let's react to them
Lucious: I was in a death eater meeting!
Meh: nobody gives a fuck Luci, okay I'm gonna play the first ship, wait Potter, there's a little surprise for you in here
Le chosen one: surprise? What surprise?
Meh: bitch I thought you were smart, the word surprise means that you'll find out later, and they call you the chosen one *disappointed sigh*
Meh: anyway let's play the first ship, looks like the first ship is..... Oh great one of my OTP'S it's called Drarry!
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Meh: Isn't it beautiful? Wait I got more!
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Meh: Ahhhh, so kyooot!!!
Le chosen one: *blushing hard*
Dray: *blushing and coughing violently*
Pansy: Yasssss! Drake never stops bitching on about Potter! This is a ship!!
Meh: I love you pansy! We are officially besties!
Dray: Pansy! You know there're insults and harsh jokes!
Mione: it still counts Malfoy~
Dray: shut up Mudblood!
Meh: Dray you will not be calling Mione that! And I don't care if you and Sev are my favorite here, I will not back out to jixn you with the lip lock jixn~
Dray: a-alright fine! Just no lip lock jixn....
Meh: exactly what I thought, now vote ship it or sink it?
Sev: oh sink! For the sake of my godson, I most certainly will not be happy if he ends up with a half blood, let alone Potter!
Lucious: sink! I will not allow my son to be with a half blood he's pure blood and he is NOT gay!
Meh: Oh shut up Luci you don't know anything, and Dray is gay!
Lucious: WHA-
Meh: *jixnes Luci shut until the next round*
Lucious: MMMM! MHMMM!! *more inaudible mumbling*
Meh: hush! Now back to voting!
Weasle: Ship its so obvious that Harry likes Malfoy, he never shuts up about him
Le chosen one: wowww! This is exactly what best friends do right Ron?
Weasle: well, sorry mate but it's true
Blaise: ship!
Luna: ship! I think it's a really sweet ship
Neville: it has to be ship from me, just the way Harry stares at Malfoy from across the hall, in class, at Quidditch, an-
Le chosen one: Neville stop exposing me!!
Neville: sorry Harry *grins*
Meh: we can't waste time you immatures! Except for you Dray, and Sev, we gotta move on, vote quickly!
Lily {not here yet but I had to get her vote}: ship since all his friends are saying he likes Malfoy
James {also not here yet}: ship with the same reason as Lily
Meh: alright! Let's count--hold on DRACO LUCIOUS MALFOY AND HARRY SEV- JAMES POTTER! everyone has finished voting what's wrong with you two?!
Le chosen one: alright, alright ship....
Dray: *blushing* s-ship.....
Meh: great, now that we have everyone's votes let's count them!
Ships: 9
Sinks: 2
Meh: drarry has sailed!
Everyone except for Sev, Luci, Dray and Potter: *cheering*
Dray and Potter: *blushing*
Lucious: *sat with his arms crossed*
Sev: I've got nothing to say...
Le chosen one: wait.... How is there 9 ships and 2 sinks if there's only 9 of us?
Meh: that Potter is a part of your surprise now let's continue!
