Meh: I really don't wanna do this one... ☹️, but sadly I have to....... This one is..... Dramione, and no Pic cause, I don't want Dramione junk in my phone! Full offense.
Le chosen one: what's Dramione? Since you won't show us a picture
Meh: dear Potter, you will not like it... Dramione is Drake and Mione...
Le chosen one: who is Drake?
Meh: Potter you really are dumb! Drake this Draco!
Le chosen one: whatever..., hold on a second.. If Dra means Draco, Mione must mean HERMIONE?!
Meh: yes Potter, oh and since when did you get on a first name basis with Dragon huhhh~?
Le chosen one: *blushing* never! But why the hell would people ship Mione and Dra- I mean Malfoy?!
Dray: *writing* were you just about to call be by my first name again Potter~?
Le chosen one: N-no! I wasn't!
Dray: *still writing* mhmm sureee~
Meh: alright, cut the sexual tension hoomans! And focus!
Mione: *crying* what is it with shipping me and everyone else?! Sink!
Weasle: I'm sorry Hermione, and it's a sink from me!
Le chosen one: sink!
Meh: it's a sink from me too
Dray: *writing* eww! Sink! Never in my life would I like Granger!
Meh: Drake that's rude!
Dray: *writing* so?
Meh: ugh! I can't deal with you, Pansy will have to deal with you, honestly I feel bad for Lucious
Lucious: you've only been with him, for a few hours, I've tolerated him for 17 years!
Meh: I'm sorry Luci but, vote quick!
Lucious: sink! Wasn't it obvious?
Meh: well yeah...
Pansy: sink!!
Blaise: sink! Why would Draco like Granger?
Sev: it's definitely a sink from me
Jamie boi: yeah, it's a sink
Lily: it has to be a sink
Luna: it's a sink
Meh: great, now that everyone has finished voting, let's count them
Ships: 0
Sinks: 11
Meh: Yasssss!!! We've made Dramione sink great job people!!
I don't feel sorry for the Dramione shippers cause Dramione doesn't make sense, I am sorry if someone got offended, but I meant full offense, yea that's all
Meh: k let's move onto the next one!
Dray: *writing* when will you lift the jixn?
Meh: never, you have to kiss the person you're heart desires aka your crush or you'll be muted forever! Drake!
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Harry Potter characters react to ships~
FanfictionBasically what the title says, also I made this cause I was sad
