Mr.Pigeon

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The Principal Was Having A Conversation With The Class About A Fasion Contest For Gabriel Agreste.
Mr.Damocles:You only have one day to work on your fashion piece, and it must be your own design. In ten hours your fittest presentation will be judged by none other than the great fashion designer Gabriel Agreste, the father of our very own student Adrien Agreste. In fact, Adrien will model the winning design in his next photoshoot. And now, to announce this year's theme: derby hats.
Mushu(Thoughts):That's Not Good,I never Made a Hat Before EVER!

Rose:Yay

MarinetteDerby hats? 

Chloé looks at them and makes a thumbs-down gesture and Mushu Gives Marinette.

Mushu:You Can Do it Marinette,You're The Best Designer I know,So you Can Do It and i know You'll Win It.
Alya:He's Right Girl.
Marinette:Thanks Mushu,You too Alya But Derby hat,derby hat, derby hat, derby hat...! I don’t Have any derby hat designs. I’ve got top hats, caps, even two-horned hats! Need a beret? I’m your girl. A sombrero? No problem-o. But a derby?! You know what? It won’t even matter, 'cause I’ll probably make a total fool of myself at the event, most likely trip over my stupid derby and collapse on Mr. Agreste; give him a full-blown concussion and Adrien will hate me! I'll never be a world-renowned fashion designer. MY LIFE IS OVER
Mushu:Uh............
Alya:All This Over ONE derby Hat?
Soon,Adrien Came Over And Saw The Drawings That Marinette Made but He Didn't Know That Marinette Made it.
Adrien:Wow, Alya
Marinette panics and hides behind the bench Away From Adrien as Mushu Laughs.
Adrien:Those are some awesome designs. I didn’t know you had such mad skills......Unless Mushu Made These.
Mushu:Actually......
Mushu Grabs Marinette and Puts Her Back On the Bench.
Mushu:Marinette Here Made these.
Marinette:Well, um, yeah! I... like-- um, designs that-- um
Alya makes motions to Marinette, who tries to interpret them to help Marinette In Her Tight Situation.
Marinette:go... upwards? Um, while stopping... I mean, uh-- uh, um, thanks?
Adrien:Heh,You're Welcome Marinette.
*HawkMoth's Lair*
HawkMoth:The time has come for us to find our next victim, my wicked little akumas. And to prey upon Ladybug and Cat Noir. Their Miraculous must be mine!
*TimeSkip*
A Man walking like a bird sits down on a bench ahead of her. He takes out a brown paper bag and blows a bird call. A cluster of pigeons approaches. Marinette dodges one.
Xavier(throwing food for the pigeons):Well, happy day, happy day! Splendid is the afternoon day. Ah, Edgar, you fancy one. Fantastic, dazzling performance. 
Soon,A police officer Angerly approaches him.
Roger:Scram, you winged rats! How many times do you need to be told, Mr. Ramier?No! FEEDING! The pigeons! It’s strictly forbidden. If everyone feeds them, they’ll leave their waste everywhere!
Xavier:But, who’s going to feed my poor pigeons?
Roger:All the park keepers know about you, Mr. Ramier. You’re banned from every park in Paris. Leave now or I’ll call the authorities. Oh, wait. I’m the authorities.GET OUT! 
Mr. Ramier walks away Depressed and sadly.
Marinette:Sheesh, I almost feel sorry for that man.
Tikki:If you Think About It,All He needs Was a Feather Jacket and He'll Look like a Human Bird.
Marinette:Huh?......Feather Jacket?That's It
MeanWhile.......
Xavier sadly sits down on a bench,Depressed No one Understands His Pigeons.
*HawkMoth's Lair*
HawkMoth:poor Mr. Ramier,the feeling of injustice, such easy prey for my Akuma.
He takes a butterfly in his hand and converts it into an akuma.
HawkMoth:Fly away, my little akuma, and evilize him! (Soon The akuma Reaches and flies to Mr. Ramier and infects his Bird Call.) Mr. Pigeon, I’m Hawk Moth.Neither this police officer, nor any other of the park keepers, should stop you from taking care of your friends. What would Paris be without pigeons? What would pigeons be without you?
Xavier chuckles, and is transformekd into Mr. Pigeon, who flaps his arms, makes pigeon noises, and runs off.
*Timeskip*
As Mushu Was walking Home,He Gotten an Announcement on his Phone.
Mushu:What is It Now?
On Phone:
Nadja(On screen):Pigeons have taken over Paris. This is just one of the many alarming situations giving authorities cause for major concern.
She touches her earpiece as SomeOne Tells her.....Something
Nadja:Yes, I’ve just been told that someone named "Mr. Pigeon" is making an announcement.
Mr. Pigeon(On screen and Making Pigeon Noises):Oh, dreary day, poor Parisians. Sorry to ruffle your feathers, but Paris now belongs to the pigeons! Flap flap!
Off Phone:
Mushu:.........................THE FUCK DID I JUST JUST SEE?!if that's Another Akuma then...That's The STUPIDEST one i Ever seen but Still "MIRACULOUS MIRAGE"
Mushu Transforms Into Matrix And Uses His Miracle Senses(An:He'll Have Powers That I Don't Show In Other Chapters)To find Ladybug And Cat-Noir and By the Looks of it,They were Gonna be Dumped On By pigeons,So matrix tried To Stop them but Was Too Late.
Matrix:CRAP...."Burrow"
Matrix Creates A Portal and Let's His Past-Self Know in Advance and Soon,Returned to His Time and Saw That Ladybug and Cat-Noir Were Fighting Mr Pigeon,So He Did The Most Sensible Thing by Walking Behind Him and......
Matrix:COCK SHOT!
Kicked Him Right In the Freaking Balls and Grabbed His Bird Call And Crushed.
Matrix:Ladybug,If you will
Ladybug:'Nods Head' MIRACULOUS LADYBUG.
Soon,Everything Was back To Normal and Marinette Won the Contest and Mushu Was so Happy but You Decided To Comfort Chloe And Sabrina.
Mushu:Hey Im Sure You two would of Been Winners,If ya Didn't Cheat.
Sabrina:Huh?
Chloe:Really?....I mean Of course,We would've Won Dummy but Really?
Mushu:Really.
Chloe/Sabrina:Thanks Mushu.
Mushu:You're Welcome.

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