{ bloopers!! }

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TW: Swearing, I will censor it though.
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"Is this thing on???"
"Yeah I think so"
"Let me kick this thing on-"
"TOMA IT IS ON!!!"
"Oh"
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The screen turned on. "Hello peeps!" a girl waved to the camera. "I'm TomaTedd and I'm the author of this NSR fanfic!".  "I'm (Y/N) and I play the main character". Another person came into view.

"Thank you so so much for reading this book of mine!" Toma smiled. "To say thank you for reading, I'll show you some bloopers!!". "Oh god please no" (Y/N) moaned. Toma's smile just grew into a smug grin. "Let the blooper reel begin!"
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SCENE 5: IN CLUB PLANETERIUM
DJSS: Great. What else could possibly go wrong today?
Mayday: HIYAH- OH SH*T!!
Zuke: WHAT DID YOU DO!?
Mayday: THE DOOR JUST BROKE *wheeze*
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SCENE 1: ON THE BUS
(Y/N): I inserted my earphones in my ears and played a song on my phone. It was still early, so only a few people were in the bus. I started humming to the song-

(Y/N): Wait this isn't the song.. SAYU YOU BITC-
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SCENE 3: HOME SEWER HOME
(Y/N): Y-You guys have an alligator as a pet??? You guys are like Florida men!
Mayday: You're saying that as if we aren't
(Y/N): May that's not your- Okay cut!
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SCENE 4: AUDITION
(Y/N): What the hell do I do for this performance??
TomaTedd: You know. Sing and stuff-
(Y/N): Can I do the splits??
TomaTedd: No you can't-
(Y/N): YO TATIANA!! WATCH ME DO THE SPLITS!
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SCENE 6: YINU'S CONCERT
TomaTedd: Okay Yinu! Start playing!
Yinu: What do I play?
TomaTedd: I don't know. Something good.
Yinu: Okay!

TomaTedd: YINU NO!! CUT!! CUT!!!
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SCENE 5: IN CLUB PLANETERIUM #2
DJSS: Great. What else could possibly go wrong today?
Mayday: HIYAH!!
*door hits (Y/N)*
Mayday: OH F*CK I AM SO SORRY!!
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SCENE 4: AUDITION #2
Tatiana: Right. And what will you be doing for us today?
(Y/N): THE SPLITS!!
(Y/N): OH HOLY F*CK IT HURTS
TomaTedd: (Y/N)!!! I FREAKING TOLD YOU!!!
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SCENE 6: MOCKING THE MOVIE
(Y/N): LOOK HOW F*CKING WEIRD THE MOVIE LOOKS
Zuke: I KNOW RIGHT!? WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER NAIL? WHAT THE HELL
Mayday: *wheezing*
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SCENE 2: CAFE GIG
Mayday: And a one! Two! Three! Fou-
*falls off the platform*
Zuke: May?? You okay?
Mayday: My guitar hit my head but it's okay!!
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"And thank you for watching this blooper reel!" TomaTedd chuckled. "Wait till you see the next two chapters! You simps will definetely enjoy it!". "Oh gosh" (Y/N) muttered. "Umm. Farewell dear readers!"
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