The Crayon Song Gets Ruined - The Fam

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NOTE: I assigned the colors based on personality, not what they wear.

Group Chat Name - The Bloody Bunch

TheWerewolf: It's time.

TheShape: Time for what?

AnInnocentChild: I'm scared.

JamieStoleMyName: Me too.

Miner: I'm gonna regret this....

GHOSTIE: I'm not!

TheShape: Regret what?

TheCannibal: I'm worried-

IWhipMyHairBackAndForth: Hello, kids, I'm the color Red! And I brought my friends to teach you about them!

JamieStoleMyName: Mom?

IWhipMyHairBackAndForth: They're the colors of all the things you see

IWhipMyHairBackAndForth: And Red is me, the color of awesome things!

SpongeBobMeme: What are you doing?

TVGirl: I'm so confused-

IWhipMyHairBackAndForth: Like hearts! And roses! And Mars!

IWhipMyHairBackAndForth: But most importantly-

Miner: Blood blood blood blood blood

GHOSTIE: Hooray!

TheCannibal: WTAF?

AnInnocentChild: That escalated quickly-

HockeyPuck: Hi, I'm Orange, like Mac 'n' Cheese!

BaconBoi: WTF?

HockeyPuck: Let's name other orange things now, if you please!

HockeyPuck: You got pumpkins and tigers and the desert sand-

Miner: Prescription bottles

HockeyPuck: - monarch butterflies are your orange friends

HockeyPuck: La la la la la la

HockeyPuck: Cheese!

Miner: Pills!

GHOSTIE: Hooray!

TheShape: What the fuck is happening?

TheCannibal: I have no idea

BaconBoi: I'm starting to get concerned.

HockeyPuck: What are you doing?

Miner: What I was born to do

DancingQueen: As you can probably guess, Yellow's pretty fun!

Miner: JAUNDICE

BaconBoi: W H E E Z E

TheCannibal: Harry, are you okay?

DancingQueen: You can find it on a bus, or the rays from the sun!

Miner: JAUNDICE

DancingQueen: If you ask me, yellow's number one!

Miner: LIVER FAILURE

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