Devotion- Five Hargreeves

𝐃𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧: 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐎𝐧𝐞

—We didn't choose this life, we're just living it.

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"Dad had a favorite spot?"

"Yeah, his desk, remember?"

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"What are you? Sherlock Holmes?"

"Dicktwit."

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"Five, what the hell!"

"I needed you to get up, and that was my only logical option to get you up fast and efficiently."

"Fuck you too then."

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"No problem Batman."

"And does that make you my robin?"

"Absolutely not."

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"Do you like him?"

"That's absolutely disgusting."

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"Put an arm over my shoulder."

"Pardon?"

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"What about you, little Eight?"

"Fuck you, Luther."

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"You absolute imbeciles."

"Great, now she's awake."

"Oh? You aren't thrilled to see me again?"

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"What happened to him?"

"Drunk."

"Fan-fucking-tastic."

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"Maybe they didn't smack you hard enough."

"Excuse me?"

"You heard me."

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"Yes, Eight?"

"First, drop the attitude."

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"Asshole."

"Bitch."

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"I love you, Knife boy!"

"I love you too, shorty."

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"Look me in the eye and tell me you're not threatened now."

"I'm not."

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"Y/n?"

"Miss me?"

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"I'm with Luther on this one."

"Nope! We're no longer friends."

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"Really, Five?"

"They were good."

"You're so dumb sometimes."

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—Eternal peace is probably overrated.