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Hey I'm back  

Happy (belated) Splatoween

Vintage, it was nice knowing ya

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Aloha: Consider the following

Aloha: Seat belts, except they throw you out of your seat so their called Yeet belts

Army *under his breath and going through his manuals*: What the fuck-

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*redo*

Double Egg: What do you have?

Red sole: A KNIFE

Double Egg: Ok have fu-

Omega: NOO

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Mask: He died of natural reasons

Bobble Hat: You pushed him down the freaking stairs (I feel wrong
making Bobble curse)

Mask: Gravity is natural

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Goggles: Hi welcome to Applebee's would you like apples or bees?

Rider: B-bees?

Goggles: HE HAS CHOSEN BEES

Rider: wait no-

Bobble hat: *walks in with a jar of bees*

Rider: WAIT-

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Mask: I'm not doing to well

Mask: I have this weird headache  that comes and goes

Aloha: *walks into the room* 

Mask: Its back

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Prinz: I cant go stress is bad for the baby

Emperor: What Baby?

Prinz: me 

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Mask:The glass is half empty

Aloha:The glass is half full

Mask: Your full of bullshit

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Rider *shoves dynamo in goggles' face*: YOU READY TO FUCKING DIE

Goggles: Ima bad bitch you can't kill me

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Skull *to Mask*: Aloha is so annoying

Mask: *nods in agreement*

Aloha *comes out of nowhere*: I HEARD YOU WERE TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME

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Annocer: Whos that Pokemon?

Gloves: IT PIKACHU

Annocer: It clafair-

Gloves: FUCKK

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Aloha: Heyyy look at this new spongebob umbrella I just got

Driver: dude thats bad luck

Vintage: WHO SUMMONED ME

Aloha and Driver: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I have been quarantined and it sucks (im fine just came in-close contact with someone who has covid)

Peace out~


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