Hades and Poseidon try to out pun the other

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Zeus: hullo lesser fresh gods.
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Hermes: hmph. At least I'm not your least favorite son.
Apollo: unlike me. I'm his fav since I gave him that great taco pitch.
Athena hates Percy: shush I'm trying to read.
Demeter: I love this game FarmVille even if it's nothing like real farming!
Hades: will all of you shut up.
Poseidon: your no fun death breath.
Hades: I sea what you did there beach
Hades: salt water breath.
Hades: aren't I funny?
Poseidon: no.
Hades: but-
Poseidon: not unless your
Poseidon: drop.
Poseidon: dead.
Poseidon: gorgeous.
Percy Jackson: YAAAS DAD!!!! *claps*
everyone claps for Poseidon
Hades: this is sooo over rated.

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