Chris: Last week on Total Drama All-Stars... the campers were treated to a day in the fun zone, where anything can happen, except fun. Heather found the invincibility statue. Too bad someone else found it after her. And Sierra a new, uh... "pet". In the end, the heroes got the victory. And Alejandro was headed for the Flush of Shame until he pulled off the biggest surprise of the night. Way to play possum, Captain Secret Legs. Will the heroes hold their lead? Can the villains live up to their name? Will my breakfast get here before lunch?! Find out right now on Total. Drama. All-Stars!
[piano playing]
[zap]
Sierra [ after she gasps]: Cody Jrs.! Who let you out of your crib?! Oh, ow, ah! Codys!
(confessional: Sierra)
Sierra: Now that I'm responsible for these little guys, or girl, or one guy, one girl, I don't have time to be in a relationship. I just hope Camdy doesn't take it too hard. What's that, Cody Jr.? [rat pukes] Ew.
(Confessional Off)
Alaia: I miss this us time
Katsuki: Same man i can't wait to finally marry you
Alaia: I know me too my hubby
Katsuki: My gorgeous beauty.
Cameron: Is toast supposed to be green?
Scott: Mawaw calls this Penicillin Puree! Never had a cold in my life!
Gwen: [retches]
Scott: Well, well, wakey wakey, legs a-fakey.
Alejandro: It truly is a miracle my legs woke up. Now they can be put to good use for our team.
Courtney: After today, there won't be any teams.
Alejandro: What are you talking about?
Courtney: There are only nine players left. We have to merge soon. And after what you did to Heather, good luck finding an ally, Al.
Alejandro: I would prefer it if you did not call me that name. [confessional] Last night, I dreamt about my older, smarter, better-looking brother José. Ugh. He always calls me Al, and I hate it! More than mutant fire beetles and conditioners that don't detangle!
Scott: What's wrong with the name Al? My sister's named Al. Short for Albertha. She's the county hog-caller. Soo-wee! Soo-wee! [hog squeals] Ow!
Chris [over loudspeaker]: Good soon-to-be-painful morning, everyone! Head to the Chrisoseum pronto! Today's challenge isn't gonna hurt itself!
Sierra: Eh... ow! That's enough, you two! Ah, ah!
Duncan: Hey, we need to talk. It's about Mike.
Lana Marie: What about him? Wait, are you trying to form an alliance with Zoey while he's in exile?
Duncan: What? No! Look, I knew I knew the guy from somewhere, but couldn't place it until I heard him whistle!
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Total Drama All-Stars
FanfictionAlaia Lana Marie and Katsuki are back and ready for more drama and with their alliance can they make it to the final together or will Mike personality Mal eyeing Alaia take her to the finals with him and make her his?
