Rhodey, to Tony: I dare you to-
Steve: Tony isn't allowed to accept dares.
Tony: Apparently, I have "no regard for my personal safety.
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Natasha: Rules were made to be broken!
Steve: Yeah, well, bodies weren't!
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Shuri: I'm cold, brother.
T'Challa: Here, let me get you a blanket.
Thor, turning to Loki: I'm cold too, brother.
Loki: Would you like me to set you on fire?
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Stephen: That sounds like a horrible plan.
Peter: Oh, we've had worse.
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Thor: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world remains the same.
Clint: Okay, but if you kill like a hundred killers, then it goes down by like 99.
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Coulson: Pardon the intrusion, but-
Tony: On this moment or my life in general?
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Vision: People are always asking me if I am a morning person or a night person.
Vision: I just tell them, "Buddy, I'm barely even a person."
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Tony: I know you snuck out last night, Peter.
Peter: *thinks in head * Play dumb!
Peter: Who's Peter?
Peter: *also in head* Not that dumb!
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Tony: Listen, I can explain...
Bruce: You're making $500,000 and you're only paying me $30,000?!
Natasha: You're getting 30 grand? I'm getting $1,000!
Steve: You guys are getting paid?
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Thor: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
All of the Avengers:
Thor: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
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Incorrect Quotes (Multi-Fandom)
HumorI love reading Incorrect Quotes books, so I decided to make one of my own. Fandoms included in this book: Percy Jackson, Heroes of Olympus, Marvel, Avatar the Last Airbender, and ItsFunneh/Krew. I do not own any of the images/art used for the cover...
