Me talking to my cat: "Why are you eating my hair!?"
Friend: "I'm not eating your hair I'm eating your toes"
Me: "No I like it when you eat my toes but I don't like it when my cat eats my hair"
Friend:
Friend: "Not to kink shame or anything but what the fuck"
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My Quote Book
RandomThis is a book of random things me and my friends say to each other that I think are funny.
