I was in a guidance counselor's office.
"Listen sweetie-" She said as she rummaged through her desk, "I think I know what you and your boyfriend were doing, now in your situation-"
"Hold on, BOYFRIEND?" I said, in shock "By the way, how did you even find out we were up there?"
She looked at me "Well a student saw you and told the principal who, luckily was walking by with two students."
"Do you by any chance know the student who saw us?"
"Uh... yes actually..." she said, going back to looking through her desk. "That nice girl Amanda Rosario, she saw you."
"Fuck." I said, i meant to think it, but it came out like that.
Mrs.Hemeres (the guidance counselor) gave me look and said "Please watch your language when you are around teachers and staff Ms.Valeri"
"Yes mam'" I said "Can I leave now miss?"
"Yes but I want you back in my room Monday morning!" she said, as I grabbed my bag and rushed out of there.
I ran to the school newspaper's room, and I found none other than Amanda.
"Bitch, what did you tell the principal?" I said as I walked up to her
"That you, and your little boyfriend, were about to jump off the school ledge." she said with a smirk
"He isn't my boyfriend- and what the hell? We weren't gonna jump." I said making my hands into fists.
"Well you were holding his hand weren't you? And you were looking down, at the ground that you would've died on, if I hadn't saved you." she said trying to act innocent.
"Well you do not have my consent to put this in the school's newspaper." I told her turning away from her, heading towards the door.
"Well that's too bad, but 200 people already saw it." she said, while I could hear her smile.
I turned around, and to my horror she had posted a picture of us on her twitter with the caption: "Star crossed lovers attempted suicide together? Read on my blog: https://mariareynoldsisme"
"You piece of shit." I growled.
"Whatever do you mean?" she said, with a smug look on her face.
"Don't ever fucking talk to me!" I yelled as I left the room.
Then i remembered
"Oh my god MICHAEL-" I whispered
"fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfucfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck"
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