Well, shit, Ronald caught your ass. He's gonna make a full-on meal outta' you.
But, what he gonna make you, and why?
Aries- Filet-O-Fish (So sus man...)
Taurus- McFrappe (You need some energy, and maybe some more flavor to your life. Caramel?)
Gemini- Minute Aid Slushie (There are so many personas to you that he couldn't decide.)
Cancer- Apple Pie (You are high-key the sweetest and the most kind to Ronald.)
Leo- Cheeseburger (Children bait, he needs it.)
Virgo- McFlurry (COLD. Damn, even he feels kinda intimidated.)
Libra- Salty Ass Fries (Pettyness at it's finest.)
Scorpio- Apple Slices (Easy dissection. Also, you pack a sour fucking punch.)
Sagittarius- Chicken Nuggets (Same as Scorpio, just a little c r u n c h y is all.)
Capricorn- Big Mac (You called him a fucking Big Mac Daddy...)
Aquarius- Quarter Pounder (One-quarter of that JUICY MEAT! He's trying to work his muscles here.)
Pisces- Happy Meal (He just finds u cute. Don't know if that's good or not.)
Quick Information: The reasons why were not random, I wanted to have a taste of coming up with ideas. Also, it would make sense or something like that.
Well, see y'all.
--DearSon, Being Turned Into An Actual Happy Box--
--Dammit Ronald--
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Roblox Zodiacs
RandomIt's time for another zodiac book...yay...? It's Roblox. Take it as you will. Yes.
