TJ, in his room by himself: Sexyyyyy wormssssss~ *scrambles to text the family group chat*
TJ: I just whispered “sexyyyyy wormsssss” and I think I posssed by god
Angel: Did you get into my stash of sugar?
Addi: What god did you get possessed by TJ?
TJ: I think Eros
Paul: Probably Zeus because Eros was a good and lawful guy
Claire: You ruin the vibe
