Shrek and his mom were moving in to a house. It was a two story house with very little windows. Shreks mom knew how much shrek likes to shit so she gotten a house with 3 bathrooms!
"Darling! Get out of the car and look at the new house!" "Why? The house probably suc-" shrek saw how beautiful the house was. His eyes sparkled in bright sky."HOLY SHIT MOM THIS IS THE BEST HOUSE EVER" "id knew you would like it! Now then let's take a look at the inside"
I'm to lazy to finish it so I'll probably do something with it tomorrow
