Me: May I have your heart?
Vince: Why the hell am I still friends with you?
Me: One, we never said we were friends, two, I don't know.
Vince: That contradicts what you just said.
Me: Huh?
Vince: You said 'we never said we were friends' then you said 'I don't know'
Me: Shhhhhhhhhh!
Vince: You shh!
Me: Gah!
Vince: You always say that when you can't win.
Me: GAH
Vince: Anywayz, what you going to do tonight?
Me: GAH!
Vince: Wanna come over to my house for dinner?
Me: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Vince: Shut the heck up.
Me: *Shuts the heck up*
Vince: So do you wa-
Me: GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Vince: *Look of disbelief* I will kill yo-
Me: GAH!
Vince: Nevermi-
Me: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Random into space.
De TodoRandom into space is a book about jokes I saw on the internet and funny things I made up. Also true funny storys and shiz like dat.
