What if Ddraig made the right choice and abandon Issei and find a more suitable host for him...More human.After Ddraig having enough being used only as a slave,a tool for Issei's pointless dream and not treated as a friend.One night Ddraig takes his...
*Sighs*These fucks are REALLY starting getting on my nerves.Currently I'm in devil court.No I'm not horshiting you I'm really in devil court how that happened? Ok I'll tell ya but don't you dare fucking laugh.ok? Ok.Eventualy me and my red lizard partner minded our own business until we got ambused.Of course we fought our asses off but eventually we've got outnumbered.Sounds too bullshit to be true right? Well unfortunatly it was.Currently I was siting where the one gets judged like every other court and currently they were running down of how many "crimes" I've commited against them which mostly they blame me for being Johny's friend since he ass raped hell long time ago.Well true I did kill like...I don't know two,three hundred of 'em? kinda obvious since I was Helping Daun save his kingdom and I MAY encourage him to kill the maid wife.What was her name again? I don't know I've already forgotten it.And do you wanna know who's my lawyer of all people? Ok and here is my lawyer
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And so yeah this is my "trial" for my "crimes" in devil fucktown.And to top it off they even got me handcuffed because they know we can tear their asses apart.
judge:Mr.L/n,you've been convicted of over three hundred murders and even more,do you really expect this appeal to work?
Y/n:I figure with the statue of limitations it really should be closer to I don't know two fifty?
judge:There's no statue of limitations for murder!
Y/n:Why the fuck not?
judge:Watch yourself,mr.L/n
Y/n:Or what,you'll hold me in contempt to court? You're already planning on giving me the chair,you think I give a shit about you not liking me? Fuck off...
The judge which is an old lady forgot to mantion taps the gavel and "asks"
judge:I'm curious if you can keep your cavalier attitude when 2000 volts are running through your body
Y/n:Oh yeah? And I'm curious if you can keep acting like a douche bag when I shove that gavel up your ass
Charile:My client would like that stricken from the record...
Out of warning two gunshots were heard and our attetion was drawn to the door
judge:What's that?
The guard draws his gun to check it out instead the door was kicked down knocking him out and from it came my childhood friend,my man Johnny motherfucking Gat
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