"Whatcha listening to, Kens?" Kurosuke looked at his identical twin. "A song." Kensuke studied his nails. "Gimme that damn phone." Kurosuke snatched Kensuke's phone. "Hey, give it back." Kensuke frowned. Kurosuke scrolled through the playlist.
"You know you're not supposed to listen to this shit about revenge and love and heartbreak." Kurosuke tossed the phone back. "At least it's not about sex and drugs." Kensuke scoffed. "But I'm not the one who kills people for having sex with my SO." Kurosuke slapped the back of Kensuke's head. "Meanie." Kensuke looked away with his hands covering the spot where he was just hit.
"I said I was sorry..." Kensuke rolled his eyes. "Well, I'm not sure your ex-boyfriend is very forgiving. You did murder his side chick and framed him for it." Kurosuke gritted his teeth. Kensuke crossed his arms.
Yuki walked up behind the two boys.
"How are my babies?" Yuki squeezed them both. "Great." The twins said simultaneously. "You two grew up way too fast. I can't hold you two anymore. I mean I could but I won't because you guys are too big." Yuki pouted. "Daaaaad. We're sixteen, not babies." Kurosuke rolled his eyes. Yuki let go of the two.
"Don't remind me." Yuki sighed sadly. "Being, like, fifty something is hard." Yuki groaned. "Dad, you look like a twenty year old female. I'm sure you're fine." Kurosuke said. "Thank you." Yuki smiled.
"What about me?" A voice asked from behind the three. Yuki turned around and beamed.
"Baby!" Yuki hugged Ensign. "I guess you're ok." Kurosuke waved his hand. Ensign rolled his eyes.
"His opinion doesn't matter. What does matter is that you're my very handsome and sexy husband." Yuki smiled. "Gag me with a spoon." Sora flipped her long silvery-black, wavy hair. Kurosuke jumped at the sound of his sister's voice.
"Oi, Kuro, where's my money?" Sora asked, shoving her hands in the pockets of her sweatpants. "It's, uh, I'm my possession... Somewhere..." Kurosuke mumbled the last word. "Damn it! I need the rest of what you didn't spend!" Sora shouted.
Yuki rolled his eyes before locking arms with Ensign. The two walked off, talking to each other about god knows what.
"Why do you need it oh so suddenly?" Kurosuke asked, looking away. Sora blushed. "I'm going on a date with my gf. I wanna get her a present for our anniversary." Sora looked away.
"I'll leave you two to work out your money problems. I'm gonna leave soon anyway so I might as well get ready." Kensuke tucked a strand of his hair behind his ear. "Where are you going?" Kurosuke and Sora asked in unison. "Katsuki's." Kensuke smiled. "That bastard?" Kurosuke scoffed. "He promised me a good time. How could I turn it down?" Kensuke blushed. "God dammit. You shouldn't have asked him anything." Sora whispered to Kurosuke.
"Aah," Kensuke sighed. "I wonder what he'll want me to call him! I wonder what he'll call me!" Kensuke blushed. "He'll either call you femboy or manslut." Kurosuke smirked. Kensuke frowned before walking off to his room.
"Money." Sora demanded. Kurosuke sighed before handing over the money. Sora walked off to bed room with a smug look on her face.
"I wish I had someone who loves me." Kurosuke pouted. "I love you." Yuki's head popped out around a corner. "Thanks dad." Kurosuke sighed.
