me
person
me: ~answers~.............
person: ..........................
me: ...............................
person:..............................
me: .......hello..........?
person: ~blah blah, health insurance, blah blah blah, Miss Dee Leone blah di blah bla BLah
me: ~bored~
person: ~still blabbing~
me: ~in accent~ Ex-excuse me.....?
person: ~finally shuts up~
me: ~still in accent~ I'm sorry, how did you get this number?
person: Oh, i'm calling for Miss Dee Leone ~goes off to talk more~
me: ~in accent, thinking, this lady is really dumb~ Um, i'm sorry, but this is not Dee
person:.......................
me:...........................
person: .................Are you in relation to Miss Leone?
me: ~facepalms~ .............No
person: Oh, i'm sorry
me: ~thinking we're finally getting somewhere~
person: ............So, for our healthcare options, we offer family plans as well as individual plans
me: ~slack-jawed~
person: Which of these might you be inte-
~beep~
(was this lady for real?)
~accepting ideas and would love to mention y'all
~thank you for coming. hope to see ya next time!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️
YOU ARE READING
i got a call
Randomso basically, i get somewhere from 2 to 6 random calls everyday from "Unknown" number. well, i might as well answer, but it doesn't mean i'll be sane about it i accept ideas and will be more than happy to mention those who give them to me
