Taco bell is weird

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Felix, holding his hands up in a 'calming down this wild animal' gesture: "Look Andy, we know you're overtired from working this case. But you are going to regret it for the rest of your life if you miss out on your graduation".

Jake: "I promise whatever's bothering you, we can figure it out after the ceremony!"

Andy, on the fridge: "AFTER?!"

Andy: "After implies BEFORE! But if ONE minute ago is the same as ZERO minutes ago then before us NOW and is AFTER-"

Sam, lounging upside down on the couch: "Heh".

Sam: "Usually when I hear people talking like this they're walking through a Taco Bell drive through".

Everyone: *Slowly turn to stare at Sam*

Sam: *Smiling fondly at memory*

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