The gayest Harry Potter group chat

The Group Chat

Starboi named the group chat the gayest whores

Starboi: gooood morning 😊

Hellodeer: what is with you and marking group chats 5 am???

Starboi: what is with you questioning my life choices

Starboi: and it's supposed to bring us closer together

Snakeypoo: 1. shut up it's too early for this. and 2. can we at least change my name on here?

Blamemydad: why is your name on here snakeypoo???

Snakeypoo: the mutt did it

Theredhead: sev play nice

Starboi: Yeah sev play nice

Theredhead: that goes for you too btw

Thegayprodigy: it's too early for this shit

Thatemoboi: watch your language

Hellodeer: reg your acting like you don't cuss

Hungrybisexual: SHUT UP i don't have to be up for two more hours so stop

Herewolf: well somebody's grumpy :(. would you like some chocolate

Snakeypoo: it is 5 am and you are offering a 13 year old chocolate???

Snakeypoo: what the fuck is wrong with you. I have him for my first class.

Theonlypansexual: good morning everyone. I hope you all are well rested :). Though I feel as though professor Snape is surrounded by nargles.

Luci🐍: good morning to you too Luna, and I'm going to have to agree with you even though I don't know what a nargle is.

Thegaytwin: off topic but who are 'the marauders'?

Hellodeer: how have you heard of them

Thebitwin: we found a map that says it was made by moony, padfoot, wormtail, and prongs.

Starboi: we don't talk about wormtail. he tried to kill james and lily

Thegaytwin: so you knew them??

Herewolf: we are them. I'm moony for obvious reasons (a/n everybody in this chat already knows he's a wolf. They also don't care at all.)

Hellodeer: I'm prongs

Starboi: and I'm padfoot

Thebitwin: is he the guy who got killed in jail??? peter pettigrew??

Hellodeer: yea he was a bit weird

Luci🐍: a bit??? He looked like this

Luci🐍:

Thegayprodigy: He is....

Blamemydad: repulsive.

Secondgingeelesbian: good morning. also ron it's time for breakfast.

Hungrybisexual: thank merlin. bey BITCHES.