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ɪɴsᴜʟᴛs 101

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bby🥺
help

spiida
whats wrong?

bby🥺
i fought some 9 year old on roblox
they went all 'tRanS pEoplE dOnt eXisT' and i began firing facts at them
would they have shut up??
nO, NO
they ✨private messaged✨ me
and they said
'YoUr wRong, dO rEsErcH'
like hoe check your spelling and grammar

duct tape
holy shez-

invisihoe
alright deku, welcome to
✨Insults 101✨
Learn the best insults
whether you want it to be long and threatening
or short and malicious
idfk if those have the same meanings but its for more dramatic shit so shhhh

bby🥺
ty hagakure 😌

floaty💞
featuring me hoe

invisihoe
i havent got much screen time ura
u go later

floaty💞
oh ok lmao

invisihoe
anyways
number one
the insult
shouldnt be overused
like 'i will destroy your bloodline, you fucking bitch'

bby🥺
i see

invisihoe
use smmin like
'i will cut your hair, make it into pretty little bracelets made for your family and your friends, but not you, you petty little bitch'

bby🥺
thats nice :DD

invisihoe
ty 😌
or u could try with fonts
same insult
'i҈ w҈i҈l҈l҈ c҈u҈t҈ y҈o҈u҈r҈ h҈a҈i҈r҈, m҈a҈k҈e҈ i҈t҈ i҈n҈t҈o҈ p҈r҈e҈t҈t҈y҈ l҈i҈t҈t҈l҈e҈ b҈r҈a҈c҈e҈l҈e҈t҈s҈ m҈a҈d҈e҈ f҈o҈r҈ y҈o҈u҈r҈ f҈a҈m҈i҈l҈y҈ a҈n҈d҈ y҈o҈u҈r҈ f҈r҈i҈e҈n҈d҈s҈, y҈o҈u҈ p҈e҈t҈t҈y҈ l҈i҈t҈t҈l҈e҈ b҈i҈t҈c҈h҈'

bby🥺
thats more threatening and cruel
ty hagakure :DD

invisihoe
ur welcome 😌
any questions?

bby🥺
actually yes
what if they have an android that csnt see the font?
the author uses an android but sees the font anyways
but some are different
?-?

invisihoe
uh
ask them first :D

bby🥺
ty again hagakure :>

invisihoe
np 😌
now go fite that stupid bitch

bby🥺
>:DD

•••

izuku ran to his laptop at fullllll s p e e d

then he opened roblox then saw 21 notifs

the most notifs (in roblox) he ever got was 2, making him have a backup phone number and to verify his email on the first day

me too 😔

anyways he went to the private messages and :0

its all from pink-glitter-717 (sorry if thats your user, you can tell me to change it if you want :D)

some of the messages were fighting him

actually all-

so he copy pasted hagakure's message then sent it

and guess what

that 9 year old never messaged him again :D

•••

bby🥺
sspsspspspss thanks again hagakuree

invisihoe
np deku 😌✨

Pikachuu✨
mina may i speak with thee

*spews cum*
of course

•••

Mina Ashido and Denki Kaminari

z a p
mina i backread-
i know what you sent
h o w
d a r e
y o u

pinky pie
oh
lmao sorry

z a p
HSHSHSHS I DONT EVEN LIKE HIM-

pinky pie
waht
thats a lie

z a p
ill prove it to you by kissing him >:))

pinky pie
-_-

z a p
lmao but really i dont

pinky pie
whateverrrrrrrr
but u do >:)

z a p
so what u like uraraka

pinky pie
i am now convinced you dont like midoriya lets go

•••

bby🥺
spspspssls does anyone wanna go to mall

daddyissuesᵗᵐ
i suppose i can come

float💞
lmao suree

Pikachuu✨
yes 😌

invisihoe
okk

bby🥺
lez meet out the school
ay lez goo

•••

so they were gonna meet and stuff

so izuku just dressed up duh

he walked out the school and waited for like 1000 years for those slow hoes lmao

no he only waited for like 5 mins, hes just very impatient

once denki got out, he had a mild 🏳️‍🌈gay panic🏳️‍🌈 because broccolis arent supposed to look so cute

and mina stood there smirking because s h i p

everyone else got out and they went to the mall

•••

bby🥺
sheht im too short
where the hell are you kami
iM SUPPOSED TO BE FOLLOWING YOU
HOI
ANSWER MEEE

Pikachuu✨
im cackling omfg
were at hot topic because uraraka dragged us there

bby🥺
AND IM MISSING THIS
HSHSHSHS IM RUNNING THERE NOW

•••

im so sorry

i swear one day this book will beemore serious 😭
because my high ass is rekeasing the higness out here
i spelled rejeasing wrong
NI REALEASING
*NO
have a great day :DD