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Mala: Truth or dare
Pala: truth
Mala: how many hours have you slept this week
Pala: dare
Mala: I dare you to sleep
Pala: I don't like this game

Liu: *sighs* I don't really have friends
Gai: are you sure?
Liu: yea
Gai: *aggressively pointing to himself* ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

Liu: so care to tell me how you crashed the car?
Miyo: well we were driving back to the dorm and on the road was a deer that gai couldn't see so I shouted, "Gai, deer!"
Gai:
Miyo: could you tell him what your response was?
Gai: "Yes honey?"

Popo: I think there has to be another house here to live in
Lonky: YOU BURNED EVERYTHING DOWN USING YOUR CARDS!

Lonky: *spins around the chair ominously* I've been expecting y-
Lonky: *chair continues to spin* shit
Lonky: *tries to grab at lamp or table to stop spinning* sHIT
Lonky: *falls out of chair* SHIT

Shan: where have you been?
Spin: emotional hell

Liu: oh my gods guys, santa can't reach us because of the camp border
Gai:
Gai: um liu-
Miyo: I know what you are going to say and I'm gonna stop you right there

Popo: would you slap lonky for 2 million dollars?
Kuga: I could just punch and snap his neck for free

Miyo: If I got stuck in a room full of explosives and the only way out is to eat a full tomato, I'd die.
Liu: how do you even get in a situation like that?

Kuga: I have the sharpest memory, name one thing I forgot
Lonky: you left me in the parking lot yesterday for 5 hours
Kuga: I did that on purpose

Shan: must you always attack me with words?
Liu: you want me to use rocks?

Liu: you know what it feels like if cockroaches climbed inside of you?
Gai:
Gai: I'm concerned

Popo: seriously, just stop
Lonky: *continues to cut a hole in the middle of the pizza*

Lonky: are you a cuddler?
Kuga: I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUC- yes I am a cuddler

Miyo: has anybody seen my top?
Gai: *not bothering to look up* yeah, Liu's in the kitchen
Miyo: *chokes*
Popo: *spits out water*
(Sorry, liyo fan. Don't come at me gaiyos)

Lonky: why is your report card on the ceiling?
Popo: you said to bring my grades up
Lonky: ....
Lonky: I did say that...

Gai: roses are red, violets are blue, the sunset is romantic and so are you!
Miyo: roses are red, the night is dark, I'll always miss you when we are apart
Liu: roses are red, puppies are cute, never forget that ILY!
Rema: I do not rhyme, there is no time...Dammit.

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 21, 2020 ⏰

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