Never Say No To Happiness

Family Vacation

Edwards's POV.

Lucy: Dad, There's a door in the basement and there are so many locks on it, can I know what's behind it?

Cody: No you can't.

Lucy: Why is that daddy?

Cody: Because I said so.

Lucy: Where is the problem of knowing what's behind it?

Cody: Listen darling, there is a safe under my bed, the keys for the door are inside it, when I die my lawyer will give you the password of the safe and then you will know what's behind the door.

Naya: Don't bother dad Lucy, he can't handle such a conversation in his health situation.

Lucy: Sorry dad, It was just curiosity.

Cody: I appreciate your understanding.

I'm changing the subject guys, if you have to visit a therapist uncle Cody, which one do you prefer, a Male or Female?

Cody: I would choose a female therapist for sure.

Really?! Why?

Cody: Because I would like to get something done, I don't care how many degrees the male therapist have, Because two dudes sitting in a room talking about their problems will not end well.

How is that?

Cody: Because when this male therapist ask me what's wrong with you man? My answer definitely will be, nothing man, what the fuck is wrong with you? And this visit will end with a fight.

Cody: and when this therapist is a female, first off I will have a crush on her from the first hearing, it would be nice to let a sexy therapist hear your problems, but the biggest problem is that when you fall in love with her like what happened to me twenty years ago, you will start lying to her so she can't know that you are crazy.

We should choose a female therapist then, but she has to be ugly so we don't have to lie.

Cody: Indeed Edward, when are we going to this vacation?

Whenever you want.

Cody: How about tomorrow morning? I feel better already.

That's great, I'm calling the pilot to take us tomorrow morning then.

Next morning the four of us are going on the helicopter to take mom and dad for this vacation.

After taking my parents and the helicopter started to take off,  Regina arrived to meet me but she couldn't, because I didn't tell the pilot to wait her, thank god this helicopter has black windows because I'm not ready for another fight with Regina.

We finally arrived to the cottage and Delenda was there to welcome us.

Delenda: Hello mister Edward, nice to see you again, your assistant called me this morning and everything is ready for you and your guests.

Thank you Delenda, we really appreciate that, you are a good host.

Lucy: How do you know Delenda?

Oh my God Lucy, you already start making problems?

Delenda: Sorry for this understanding madam, I'm just a landlord, there is nothing between me and mister Edward.

Lucy: Good for you then, after a bad experience, knowing Edward is not good at all.

"Delenda didn't know how to act and left."

You can't do that every time we meet new people, this is not acceptable at all Lucy.