The Ball is Life [Haikyuu]

Daddy Ennoshita

You know what? I'm about to say it

Say it! 

I don't care that you broke your elbow

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"No, I chose Karasuno because.." Aerial heard muffled talking at she opened the gym door with Kiyoko. 

"Their girls' school uniforms are totally right up my alley." A short guy held up his fist in a prideful manner, the sun shining on him making everything all the more dramatic. 

"But not just that!" He shouted, "The girls' themselves aren't too bad either! But most of all, the boys' uniform is so cool!" 

"Bro, I know right? The uniforms are so badass!" Aerial had absolutely no idea who this guy was, but she decided she liked him. They could appreciate how hot the chicks at Karasuno were together. 

Tanaka did finger guns, "I know what you mean, bro!" 

Aerial herself didn't wear the girls uniform, she wore the boys' uniform, but that didn't stop her from ogling the other students. Respectfully, of course. No ass-slapping unless they flirted back, and seemed ok with it. 

Which was mainly guys, but girls were just so mean Aerial could never get too many words out before they scoffed and walked away. 

"Hey! You must be the new libero!" The guy had a blond streak but his hair spiked up, looked pretty cool in Aerial's opinion. 

"Wassup," Aerial did finger guns at him, but as soon as he saw Kiyoko, he completely ignored Aerial. 

"Hey, it's Kiyoko! I've come here to see you!" He ran goofily at Kiyoko, arms up in the air as if for a hug. 

Mid jump, Kiyoko smacked him right out of the air. 

Kiyoko began to walk away, leaving the guy twitching on the ground face first.  

"Aye, bro, you good?" Aerial crouched down next to him, "Need a first-aid kit for the broken heart of yours?" 

He rolled over, and slowly peeled open his eyes. 

"Are you.. a angel?" He obviously heard nothing Aerial said. 

"No.. I am.. You!" Aerial poked him. 

That seemed to like, flip the weird hormonal switch in his teenage brain, and he jumped up. 

"Female-" He began, drool leaking from his mouth. 

Ennoshita came up from behind him, dragging him back by the collar. 

"Sorry about him, I'm starting to think he has some sort of hormonal imbalance just from how he acts around girls." Ennoshita smiled, scratching the back of his head. 

Still manhandling the dude, by the way. 

'Oh- shit, he's hot too. Why have I not noticed this fine male before?'

"Nah, I react the same way," Aerial glanced at Ennoshita's surprisingly muscular. "You're hot, by the way. Feel like you should know that."

Ennoshita paused, before he processed what she had said and his face turned bright red. 

'I love these reactions-'

Ennoshita, obviously not knowing how to respond, blurted out, "You-you can't kill me, I'm a bad bitch-" He cut himself off by slapping his hand over his mouth. 

"Did you just-" Aerial began, but Ennoshita speed walked off with a even redder face. Oh, and he was still dragging the other horny guy. 

"Wait!- Marry me, Rebecca!" Aerial tripped but caught herself as Ennoshita attempted to get away from her.