The Bipolar.... uh.... Hero?: Crimson King(MHA X JJBA)

Dillan, you son of a Ditch

(With MH:TW and MQLA on Hiatus until more Chapters are released I'll probably update this story more to sate my... genuinely unexpected love for this series of stories. like MH:TW was just some Dumb Idea I had because I was sick of all the "Deku has a Stand" or "Oc has a stand-Like Quirk")

I arrive in Japan with my Briefcase of Things....

thing....

inside is my Personal Briefcase

KC:"You packed a Briefcase with a Briefcase?"

Yup.

pretty smart right?

KC:"You're not so Bright... but that's why I love you."

everything's so Different here

for one nobody's speaking Italian

the mafia isn't burning down Shops for extortion money

and there's actually Pro Heroes here

and the Schools here don't have at least 12 Drug Trafficking rings

KC:"Hey... You think we could get into one of these schools?"

I got a 61 on an IQ test once, that's a passing grade in School, Right?.... if I went to School

(G-Get it? cuz an IQ score of lower than 70-75 is course to be classified as Mentally handicapped?)

I don't have time for Thinking of stuff like that

I need to find 164 Morioh street

I walk as I see a boy with a Pink Cat Man and a Cat Plant

walking up to him I ask if he could help me

but then he displays confusion when I comment on how his stand is cute

he Questions me on why I want to know but then I get a ringing in my head

My Quirk lets me use anything as a Phone but when I receive Calls it gives me headaches that can only be sated if I make ringing noises

that's why I call it "TURURURURURURURURU!"

I grab a Tasty looking Rat on the street and use it as a phone

"Click..."

it's Giorno

Dillan:"Oh Hi GioGio!"

Giorno:"Did you make the trip?"

Dillan:"Yeah I made it to Japan."

Giorno:"Have you found my Brother yet?"

Dillan:"Yeah I'm looking for him."

Giorno gives me detailed instructions on how to get to Morioh street.

Dillan:"Yeah, I'll go there right now."

Giorno:"You aren't going to forget everything I just told you, are you?"

Dillan:"Yeah.... Ciao:"

Giorno:"Wait n--"

"Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep" I shout ending the call

I display how I no longer need his help and leave

KC:"You forgot what where we need to go didn't you?"

YEP!

KC:"You can't see it, but I'm rubbing where my nose would be in frustration..."

1 Week Later

I've really just been sleeping on benches and eating Frogs... just like I did back home

still haven't found Morioh street though...

I've been from Mustufah to Korriban

but I just can't find Morioh Street

it's infuriating!

Maddening!

Enraging!

KC:"I've never heard you say words that complex."

I'm just so Jimmy-Jumbled!

"Hey You, Kid!" a raspy voice calls out to me

I turn around to see a man in an XL Sweater

his hood is up and squeezed shut but his face don't look so good

he doesn't have any lips so his teeth are Visible, and one Eye kinda looks like it's Bulging out

but I was born without a Right Pinkie so who am I to judge people on looks

"I'm looking for the Museum of Japanese History... could you point me in the right direction?"

KC:"You'd think There'd be a Language Barrier considering you can't even remember what you ate this morning. nonetheless the Japanese lessons you took on the way here..."

Dillan:"Um... I don't know about a Museum but I saw some big Building with a sign that said "Muze Um" it's over that-a-way."

I point in the direction and he leaves

like everyone else does....

anyway!

i should continue.... on....

i should continue on