Interviewer: "What's your favorite color?"
Me: "Black. I feel like that was obvious."
Interviewer: "What's your favorite band?"
Me: "Stupid question, moving on."
Interviewer: "Do you have any idols?"
Me: "To many to name. Next question."
Interviewer: "Alright, what is your favorite animal?"
Me: "Dire wolves."
Interviewer: "But they're extinct."
Me: "They were still an animal, were they not?"
Interviewer: "Yes."
Me: "Okay then. Next question please."
Interviewer: "Oh-okay. What is your preferred time of day?"
Me: "Night."
Interviewer: "But that's night. Not day."
Me: "Everybody knows night is just day without the sun."
Interviewer: "...Uh-huh. So what do you think your favorite food is?"
Me: "Uh, ice cream. Like duh."
Interviewer: "What is your favorite song?"
Me: "All of them that I like."
Interviewer: "Can you be more specific?"
Me: "No."
Interviewer: "..." *Gets up and leaves.
The end!!!
