Marauders headcanons

Giant Squid

James: Padfoot I need your help

Sirius: Sure what do you need

James: I need help getting the Giant Squid out of the lake

Sirius: May I ask why?

James: Well as you know Evans wants nothing to do with me.

Sirius: Mmh

James: She also said that she rather kiss the giant squid. 

Sirius: So you want to give her a choice between you and the squid?

James: yep

Sirius: Lets do it