NSJKAJASJ THE TITLES- ANYGAY-
Jacob rapidly walked down the halls of Hogwarts, his best friends Hermine, Ron, and Harry beside him. They were chatting about how Jacob had just finally come out as big mega homosexual -they already knew because of his show tune obsession- when they heard a voice that made Jacob's blood boil. Draco Malfoy. How dare he come out on the same day as Jacob and steal his fabulous rainbow spotlight. It was infuriating.
Draco skipped up to Jacob and greeted him with a swift slap across the face, "Pottah!" He yelled at him. Jacob grabbed his face, "Owie! Also- I am not Potter, you imbecile. Harry is right there." He looked to Harry, who smiled and waved unbothered by Jacob being smacked, "Ello, I'm like british or something so I can't pronounce H's I guess." "Yes, I know, POTTAH- I can't say r's for the same reason." Draco stated before skipping away, leaving a trail of rainbow.
Jacob then realized one thing. He must up stage Draco. He must be more gay.
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Homocus Pocus//My friend Jacob X Draco Malfoy
Altelein which my friend Jacob is in the Harry Potter universe and is also in love with Draco but Draco calls him PoTtAh alot and it makes Jacob big sad.
