"NO IM MORE GAY, DRACO!" Jacob shouted, they'd been told to have a duel for extra credit but they're just been screaming gay things and doing drag queen dance moves at eachother for the past 2 hours. They class have all left the room. "NO! IM THE BIGGEST HOMO WHO EVER HOMO'D, JACOB! SEE MY BLEACHED HAIR? THUS I AM GAY!" Draco retaliated.
Jacob immediately calmed down and made shy hands, "You said my real name." He said softly, very red (god please kill me, he wants this to be a slow burn fic.) "S-so! That means nothing you- you straight boy!" Draco yelled. "I am not straight, you girl kisser!" "I am not a girl kisser, you wannabe Pottah." Jacob made eye contact with Draco, "Prove it."
Draco looked stunned, "What?" "Huh, Draco?" "What did you say?!" "Nothing." Jacob said sternly and then left the class room to find Hermione and tell her what he said, heb ask what it could possibly mean.
"Hermione! I think I might like Dr-" Poor Jacob was cut of but the sight before him. Ron and Hermione...kissing!
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Homocus Pocus//My friend Jacob X Draco Malfoy
Randomin which my friend Jacob is in the Harry Potter universe and is also in love with Draco but Draco calls him PoTtAh alot and it makes Jacob big sad.
