Family Guy: The Movie

Family Guy Movie Adaptation

Like in the Viewer mail episodes of family guy, Brian and Stewie are in Tuxes sitting down and make jokes. They say that non of your viewer mail came through for the movie and that they're doing there own thing. They say we hope you enjoy, Family Guy: The Movie!

We see a flashback from Season 9 Episode 16, Bertram is pointing a crossbow at Leonardo Da Vinci, Stewie and Brian. Stewie explains to Bertram that if he kills Da Vinci he'll erase the universe. He says that him and Brian were on the outside of the space time continuum. He overloaded his return pad resulting in and explosion that was the big bang, he finds out that Da Vinci was his ancestor, and if he kills him, Stewie would've never existed. If he kills Da Vinci, he'll erase himself and everything else that ever existed. Bertram takes no notice to this as he shoots and kills Leonardo Da Vinci. Stewie attacks him. He is knocked to the floor as Bertram grabs a big piece of rock and tries to throw it at Stewie, which would've resulted in killing him. Stewie reaches for the crossbow as Bertram is about to kill him as Stewie grabs the crossbow and shoots him in the stomach, sending him to the backbreaking floor. "Hey Bertram what's your favourite kind of bottled water? Mine's Arrowhead." He shoots Bertram in the head with the crossbow, killing him. Now that Da Vinci is dead, Brian and Stewie mourn his death. We see Bertram in the distance explaining to his henchmen that the Bertram there is a clone. The universe is still here. Stewie finds out that the genetic material used to make him is inside of him. He needs to take Da Vinci's place in history and pass the genetic material on. Brian and Stewie say there goodbyes as Brians returns home on the return pad. He arrives back to a universe that's still intact. He looks at a picture of Stewie and sighs. He hears a knock on the door. He opens it and sees a priest. He tells Brian that America has been holding a note for him for 500 years that had been left by Leonardo Da Vinci to be delivered to Brian and this exact date and exact time. The letter says that Stewie placed himself  in a cryogenic tube buried in the basement. Brian digs up the basement and finds Stewie. The same joke plays out as Stewie wakes up and is back.

We cut to Present day when a space ship is orbiting earth as we see Bertrum finalising his plans to kill Stewie Griffin and take over the United States. 

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The famous intro plays how it is in the show as quagmire grabs the camera and turns on a projector and records what's playing

'Family Guy: The Movie' title card appears

It starts with Peter driving the car. The family are asleep as Lois wakes up. She says she can't wait to go on vacation. They pull up at the airport as they walk around the busy place. They argue with a worker behind the desk as they board Flight 889 to Tenerife. They sit on the plane bored out of there mind. 

The plane lands as the family walk into their hotel room. Peter complains about the state and saying it looks nothing like the advert. Lois tells Peter that was their bedroom. A rat runs out of the bottom of the bed. Lois says that they should go and explore the city. Brian says he's already been a year ago. Stewie stays with him in the hotel.

They walk around as they see beautiful resorts and beaches. They walk through the alleyway and are grabbed by a gang with knives. Peter says do you want a piece of me guy. He is knocked out. The family are kidnapped and taken to an abandoned building as the gang play poker with other people. They bet each family member. They all lose and, Meg, Peter, Chris and Lois are taken away with the other gang with malicious intent. 

Brian and Stewie are in the hotel, late at night wondering were they all are. Brian gets a phone call from Peter saying help. The gang take the phone away and laugh which he hears. Brian tells Stewie they've been kidnapped. An explosion happens at the bottom floor. They both evacuate the building as they see Bertram in the hallway. Stewie is confused saying that he killed him. Bertram explains that he cloned him self and he is the real Bertram. He is attacked by Stewie who brought his gadgets with him as he tries to shoot him with his sonic gun as he is shot with Bertram's sonic gun. Bertram takes all of Stewie's gadgets and stamps on them. Brian and Stewie run to Bertram as the return pad malfunctions and brings Stewie and Brian into WW1. An explosion happens sending Brian and Stewie into the trenches. They army men shout at the two as they run through the muddy trenches. An explosion happens in the distance as a man is shot and falls on Brian and Stewie. Brian and Stewie get to safety as Stewie explains that the return pad is malfunctioning. 

Bertram laughs as the hotel collapses. He flies back to America and starts raining havoc in the streets. He bombs the white house and Washington monument. 

Stewie and Brian scream as a missile is about to hit them but the return pad takes them to the Ice Age. They walk around in the freezing temperatures as a Wooly mammoth approches. They run and accidentally bump into a pack of Sabertooth tigers. They look up and see the lions growl the chase Brian and Stewie as they accidentally run of a mountain. 

Stewie throws the return pad which takes them to a flooding hallway. They run to deck and realise they're on the Titanic. The ship rises in the air as the chaos rises too. They run to the stern and hang on tight. The ship snaps in half as they nearly fall but they manage to stay on. The ship makes it's final plunge as Brian and Stewie get sucked down with it. Stewie opens the return pad as it sends them to present day. 

It sends them to america where it's all in despair. Bertram won. He took over america. Stewie sees him in his jet about to take off. Brian and Stewie grab on and hold on to the propeller they both spin around really fast as Stewie smashes in through the window. He kicks Bertram in the face.  The helicopter is out of control as Brian steers it away from the building. Stewie and Bertram fight in the back. Stewie shoots him with the sonic gun as Bertram flies out of the window. He parachutes down. Stewie takes control of the chopper and tries to hit Bertram. He shoots the chopper with his ray gun making it spin around. The return pad malfunctions and send them to Tenerife.

They see a truck with screaming coming out of it. Stewie and Brian check it out. They land on the truck and hear they're being shipped to Bertram to be executed. Brian and Stewie get sent to 911 and punch Osama Bin Laden and jump out of the plane. 

The return pad sends them to the day Stewie and Bertram first met in Peter's sperm. They see them fight as Stewie realises that if he kills Bertram as he's a sperm he will never exist. Stewie beats him up as the return pad sends them to the present day. 

They're with Bertram as the Griffin family is tied up. Stewie beats up Bertram to the point where he is bloody. Brian unties them as Peter beats up the guards. Stewie beats Bertram senseless as he realises if he goes back in time and kills the real Bertram when Leonardo Da Vinci died, this will all never have happened. 

He goes back in time as we see Peter, Meg, Chris, Lois, Brian, Stewie, Past stewie, Past brian, Past bertram and clone Bertram. Stewie attacks the past Bertram. Past Bertram flies in his jet as the present Bertram flies with him and explains what's going on. The Griffin family flies and shoot at both of the Bertram's. Stewie asks Brian to pass the rope. Stewie grabs on to it and jumps out of the chopper. He ties to the rope to the other chopper, tying them both together. Stewie jumps in and kicks Present Bertram. Brian climbs on the rope over to Bertram's chopper as Peter takes control of their's. Brian knocks out Past Bertram as they both torture Present Bertram. Stewie throws past Bertram out of the window and shoots him with the sonic gun, killing him. Present Bertram then disappears because his past self died. The two chopper are still stuck together as Brian and Stewie jump out of the chopper onto the rope as Bertram's helicopter crashed into a building. Brian and Stewie are dangling from the rope as they climb into the chopper. Stewie lands the chopper. Peter says, "Wait, you can talk?"

A big shining light is in the distance as it covers the world. It fades to black as Stewie wakes up and is taken to the couch as the family watch TV. Tom Tucker is on TV as no one can remember what happened and time just skipped ahead. The camera pans outside the house. 

The end