The Hargreeves Group Chat

Claire.

Season two spoilers this point on

Tuesday December 1st 2020 9:36 a.m

Allison: Claire is coming later she will be here for the entire month!!!!🥳

Five: You have been drilling it into my brain that I can't speak with her

Allison: I talked with Claire and she is okay with seeing you the only condition is she doesn't like Dolores

Five: I will speak with Dolores

12:00 p.m
Allison: I am on my way there with Claire she is so excited

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Allison walked in with Claire and her luggage. Allison took her luggage to Claire's room as Claire approached Five hesitantly while he pulled out his flask and drank vodka out of it
"Uncle Five what is that"
"It's called a flask"
"What's in it"
"Vodka and its not for kids"
"But you are a kid"
"I know" then Five left to his room
"He broke the mailman's arm this morning" a man told Claire from behind
"UNCLE KLAUS!!!!" Claire squealed as Klaus lifted her
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1:00 p.m

Allison added Raymond

Vanya: Good idea

Vanya added Sissy

Diego added Lila

Klaus added Davey bear

Davey bear changed their name to Dave

Dave: Five taught me how to change my name on here

Ben added Jill

Lila: is FIVE IN THIS

Five: duh

Lila: ewwwwww you kinder shit

Diego: stop bickering

Jill: Ben is that prophet in here

Ben: prophet is my brother

Dave: Klaus is a prophet

Klaus: I spread the message of love and peace

Dave: You get better and better every day

Five: This is so mushy

Allison: WHY IS CLAIRE HELPING KLAUS CLEAN HIS BONG

Dave: Klaus said he is teaching her about chores

Allison: Oh god

Jill: I can get Claire

Allison: Who are you exactly?

Jill: I am part of prophets alternative spiritual community and Ben's girlfriend

Allison: Ben can do this for now since Claire doesn't know you

Jill: That's fine

Ben: Claire is farrrrrrr from the bong

Allison: HOW FAR

Five: She's in my room picking out jewelry for Dolores I am giving her twenty bucks

Klaus: THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MINE

Five:✌️

Ben: klaus is m a d

Five: That's fine

Allison: MAKE SURE CLAIRE IS CAREFUL

Five: She is just looking at Dolores's necklaces

Luther: You have a closet designated for weapons

Five: You found it

Luther: Yes we did

Five: shit

2:49 p.m

Five: I'm taking Claire outside

Allison: Okay Five

Ben: five has a sniper with them and hes teaching her target practice

Ben: woah shes goos

Allison: Dammit Figehdjdhdjdhsjnsjs

One week of Five being reckless while teaching Claire how to fight and Allison getting mad at Five later

Tuesday December 8th 2020 6:17 p.m

Allison: Ray and I are going on a date tonight any volunteers to watch Claire

Luther: I'm going on a Tinder date at that club downtown

Klaus: oooooooo the one I died at!!!!! Davey Bear and I are going there tonight too!!!!!!!!

Dave: Klaus has said many interesting things about the place

Ben: Jill and I are going to a cat cafe she wants to meet the kittens

Vanya: I have lessons

Diego: I am going to Lila's

Sissy: I have to take Harlan to his friends

Five: I'm available

Allison: fine