Hey everyone!^^ just so you know, that is COMPLETELY satire, which means this oneshot was made for comedic purposes.
Also my apologies if I ever made any writing errors or if my grammar didn't make any sense, it was around 8-9 am in the morning when I made it and didn't get any sleep.
Before you read the next slide, NSFW warning. It contains NSFW content so if you are sensitive/uncomfortable with stuff like that please don't read it. I wouldn't like anyone feeling that way.
Anyways, have fun reading^^
