Deku deadpanned
Deku:Of course your doing this song everyones doing this song
Author-chan:Shush my Angsty asshole and enjoy the show
Iida:this seems a bit sappy for this type of group like shouldnt it be more you know crude?
Hey uh Sero did I say that right?..Sero nodded his head slightly smiling when the red head smiled in victory
The screen lit up Iida stood on stage
The stage was festive as the U.A students looked up Class 1b excluding Monama sneered at the majority of the 1a students even the quiet onesI don't want a date for Christmas
Iida:wait this isn't how it-
Author-chan: shhhh just let it happen
I don't need a mouth to feed
The audience looked confused
They were ready to laugh at The so called best villain class for doing such a 'sappy' song. But they all froze at the evil grins on each and EVERY class 1-a student even the quiet ones-I don't want to buy you dinner
Or to take you home with me
Iida grinned at the audience's Confused expressions resraining himself from evil cackiling(giggling) out loud he continued with the songEven todo looked confused at this point-
Deku:well this is a turn of events
I just want them on my phone
The students started to get into they're placesMomo: w a i t
Take some pics when you're alone
Some of the dancers stayed back to waving they're armsIida and Momo: Oh G o d
The class looked at them puzzled what did they find out??
Send some video too
Mineta Came running in a Camera costume phone out while the girls lifted him across the stageAt this point the rest of the class were catching on
The class got back into place All the dancing students dropped the black costumes to reveal nude coloured costumes The audience Were covered in the Colour N u d e
They all wore different shades that matched they're skin as the audience got drenched in different colours of n u d e tone heck even Mina strolled in with a blue costume
All I want for Christmas is nudesThe class burst out laughing the More conserved ones struggling to stiffle their snickers and giggles
Even Mic laughed a littleThe on-screen audience both laughed and groaned
Nude students floated over the crowd sticky balls covering they're 'parts'I don't want a lot for Christmas, just a couple shots I need
Champagne poured from the floating studentsAoyama: I could go for some wine right now....
Pop Author chan poofed some Wine in his lap
Aoyoma:........ I want vodka
Author-chan:be satisfied baguette boy
Aoyama just grumbled but sipped the wine,trying to send a glare which ended up being a half hearted glare at Author-chan who smiled in triumph
I don't want 'em dark or blurry taken on your iPhone 3
Momo: poor-
Iida:poor-
Todoroki:poor-
Even Aoyama snickered poor
Uraraka just grumbled in her seatYou don't need to know my number, send 'em to my burner phone
Sero:huh kinda desperate
Iida just stuck his tongue out at the Blonde boy
You can even send on Grindr, just as long as you stay home
Katsuki:They better not send feet pics...
Todo: you peverted little shit 😊
Todoroki just smiled menacingly at himKatsuki:WAIT NO I DIDNT MEAN-
Cause I don't want you here tonight
Keep your distance, I'm alrightAuthor-chan:Cough cough
:???But, send me one or two
Iida wiggled his eyebrows effectively making everyone stand at least ten feet away from himUraraka: you desperate bitch
Author-chan: now now that's not very nice
All I want for Christmas is nudes
I won't ask for drugs this Christmas, I won't even ask for blow
Iida:I- k so I may be kinda desperate but like I'm being kinda humble-
...Iida:do you think Santa gives people nudes?
Momo:I- Iida noo..
I just want an unlocked album, wrap it in a big red bow
Momo smirked
That's gonna be your present JirouIida:I- wait what?? When was this discussed?!?!
Jirou sunk in her chair out of embarrassment
Tsuyu:that's so crude...
Momo:huh? what did you say?
Momo turned around confusedTsuyu:eek- Nothing Kero...
Send me what I want for Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa too
Toru: :).This is n i ce
Gonna get me naughty listed, with a hole-y pic from you
Iida winked as a few people off screen and both on-screen blushes and cheered
They won this competition for sure and the think every one would this they're lose because
The first thing they saw was All I want for Christmas, you'd think they'd finish reading the songs title huh?Minoru and toru went to the kitchen while some blushing students(you can decide what you want to decide) went or get some bleach for blushing at Iida of all people while Iida just Laughed rolling on the floor
Sorry this is late But hey it's here-
I must go cleanse myself I wrote most of this at c h u r c hFun fact: Katsuki like the original is strong he's just shy, softer and used to not sticking up for him self and letting people walk all over him he does cry but never because he wants too in fact if he could he would make it so he can't cry even if he did want to
He's not a helpless uwu innocent bby(he still a bby doe-) he might not know some things but he ain't innocent-A L L I W A N T F O R
C H R I S T M A S I S N U D E S-
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Inverted Bnha reacts to Bnha
FanfictionSlow ass updates because motivation's a bitch uh the title so regular dekuverse I guess but with Inverted bnha I can't find this anywhere O r i g i n a l If this ever gets popular I want people to know I did this first! Rewriting in summer