All I want for Christmas

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Deku deadpanned

Deku:Of course your doing this song everyones doing this song

Author-chan:Shush my Angsty asshole and enjoy the show

Iida:this seems a bit sappy for this type of group like shouldnt it be more you know crude?
Hey uh Sero did I say that right?..

Sero nodded his head slightly smiling when the red head smiled in victory

The screen lit up Iida stood on stage
The stage was festive as the U.A students looked up Class 1b excluding Monama sneered at the majority of the 1a students even the quiet ones

I don't want a date for Christmas

Iida:wait this isn't how it-

Author-chan: shhhh just let it happen

I don't need a mouth to feed
The audience looked confused
They were ready to laugh at The so called best villain class for doing such a 'sappy' song. But they all froze at the evil grins on each and EVERY class 1-a student even the quiet ones-

I don't want to buy you dinner
Or to take you home with me
Iida grinned at the audience's Confused expressions resraining himself from evil cackiling(giggling) out loud he continued with the song

Even todo looked confused at this point-

Deku:well this is a turn of events

I just want them on my phone
The students started to get into they're places

Momo: w a i t

Take some pics when you're alone
Some of the dancers stayed back to waving they're arms

Iida and Momo: Oh G o d

The class looked at them puzzled what did they find out??

Send some video too
Mineta Came running in a Camera costume phone out while the girls lifted him across the stage

At this point the rest of the class were catching on

The class got back into place All the dancing students dropped the black costumes to reveal nude coloured costumes The audience Were covered in the Colour N u d e
They all wore different shades that matched they're skin as the audience got drenched in different colours of n u d e tone heck even Mina strolled in with a blue costume
All I want for Christmas is nudes

The class burst out laughing the More conserved ones struggling to stiffle their snickers and giggles
Even Mic laughed a little

The on-screen audience both laughed and groaned
Nude students floated over the crowd sticky balls covering they're 'parts'

I don't want a lot for Christmas, just a couple shots I need
Champagne poured from the floating students

Aoyama: I could go for some wine right now....

Pop Author chan poofed some Wine in his lap

Aoyoma:........ I want vodka

Author-chan:be satisfied baguette boy

Aoyama just grumbled but sipped the wine,trying to send a glare which ended up being a half hearted glare at Author-chan who smiled in triumph

I don't want 'em dark or blurry taken on your iPhone 3

Momo: poor-

Iida:poor-

Todoroki:poor-

Even Aoyama snickered poor
Uraraka just grumbled in her seat

You don't need to know my number, send 'em to my burner phone

Sero:huh kinda desperate

Iida just stuck his tongue out at the Blonde boy

You can even send on Grindr, just as long as you stay home

Katsuki:They better not send feet pics...

Todo: you peverted little shit 😊
Todoroki just smiled menacingly at him

Katsuki:WAIT NO I DIDNT MEAN-

Cause I don't want you here tonight
Keep your distance, I'm alright

Author-chan:Cough cough
:???

But, send me one or two
Iida wiggled his eyebrows effectively making everyone stand at least ten feet away from him

Uraraka: you desperate bitch

Author-chan: now now that's not very nice

All I want for Christmas is nudes

I won't ask for drugs this Christmas, I won't even ask for blow

Iida:I- k so I may be kinda desperate but like I'm being kinda humble-
...

Iida:do you think Santa gives people nudes?

Momo:I- Iida noo..

I just want an unlocked album, wrap it in a big red bow

Momo smirked
That's gonna be your present Jirou

Iida:I- wait what?? When was this discussed?!?!

Jirou sunk in her chair out of embarrassment

Tsuyu:that's so crude...

Momo:huh? what did you say?
Momo turned around confused

Tsuyu:eek- Nothing Kero...

Send me what I want for Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa too

Toru: :).This is n i ce

Gonna get me naughty listed, with a hole-y pic from you
Iida winked as a few people off screen and both on-screen blushes and cheered
They won this competition for sure and the think every one would this they're lose because
The first thing they saw was All I want for Christmas, you'd think they'd finish reading the songs title huh?

Minoru and toru went to the kitchen while some blushing students(you can decide what you want to decide) went or get some bleach for blushing at Iida of all people while Iida just Laughed rolling on the floor

Sorry this is late But hey it's here-
I must go cleanse myself I wrote most of this at c h u r c h

Fun fact: Katsuki like the original is strong he's just shy, softer and used to not sticking up for him self and letting people walk all over him he does cry but never because he wants too in fact if he could he would make it so he can't cry even if he did want to
He's not a helpless uwu innocent bby(he still a bby doe-) he might not know some things but he ain't innocent-

A L L I W A N T F O R
C H R I S T M A S I S N U D E S-

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