"S-squidward.... You know I'm the ultimate supreme leader right?" asked kokichi
"That also means that I am legally a god. Yes I am in fact a god. Stop trying to deny it." yells kokichi
"I AM A GOD SQUIDWARD. WHO AM I?" screams kokichi
"a-a-ahh a... god." mumbled squidward
"SAY IT LOUDER!" screams kokichi
Kokichi ties Squidward to the headboard with his white and black scarf. Squidward suddenly realeased a liquid all over Kok- he meant "God".
"Cumming already are we?" Kokichi asked. Then he realized.
"N-no.. I've done pissed myself..." Squidward whimpered.
Kokichi began to drink the salty yellow juice.
"Mm, yummy, do you like when your God does tha-"
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH THE OTHER GOD!" Light Yagami, now in the doorway screamed.
Light Yagami throws kokichi to the ground, ripping him off of the soiled squid. Light proceeds to strangle Kokichi to the death.
You see Light Yagami and Squidward had been dating before the occurrence.
Ryuk then grabbed Squidward, jumping out the window with the slimy squid.
the end! to all the future people who may read this I hope that I have somehow bettered your lives have a great day! Make sure to drink lots of water.
