Just like Flowers look Best in a garden,
A bride looks best in a gown,
you look best in a coffin
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I treasure the time I don't spend with you
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Bully: That guy is interested in me and not you.
Me: I googled "Who gives a F*ck" and my name wasn't in the search results
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There are 1010300 words in the dictionary but I could never string enough of them together to express how much I wan't to throw a chair at you.
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Whenever I see a lover's name carved on a tree I don't find it romantic. I just wonder how many people carry Knives on a date.
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1 Universe, 8 planets, 204 countries, 809 Islands,7 seas, and 7.7 billion people and out of everyone I could meet, I met YOU. Now that's what i call BAD LUCK.
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Them: You look better without your glasses.
Me: Thanks you look better without them too
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Bully: Get lost you Fat ass!
Me: I'm a fat ass, and I can lose weight. But your a DumbAss......how you gonna fix that?
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It's so nice when Toxic people stop talking to you. It's like the trash took itself out.
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I don't chase people anymore. If you wanna get out of my life there is this door......I'll even hold it open for ya
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Bully: Why are you staring at your phone and smiling? Waiting for your non-existence bf to call you?
Me: The jerk store just called. They're running out of YOU
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Drama Queen: You won't believe..
Me: Sorry if I looked interested..I'm not
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Ex: Hey! What's up?
Me: My standards...Bye!
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Bully: Loser!
Me: I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup anecdote up with a better insult
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Bully: you are ugly
Me: Good I as trying to look like you.
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A: I think I could keep you really happy.
B: why? are you leaving?
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A: Hey! I think I've seen you somewhere!
B: Yeah that's why I don't go there anymore.
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A: Where have you been all my life?
B: Hiding from you
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A: I'm a photographer, I've been looking for a face like yours.
B: I'm a plastic surgeon, I've been looking for a face like yours.
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A: Didn't we go on a date once ?or was it twice?
B: Probably Once, I don't repeat the same mistake twice.
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A: Go on, ask me out
B: Ok. Get out
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Savage thoughts,Quotes, Comebacks
Teen FictionBully: What is wrong with you?!? Me: Want a List? Savage comebacks and roasts for those who want burn oil :) WARNING: It has use of some strong language as B*tch so read at your risk or whatever...I really don't know how to write this so let's just...
