Techno: hey Tommy.
Tommy: what big T
Techno: Why can't orphans play baseball
Tommy: Why?
Dream(sipping his coffee after staying up all night):They don't know where home is.
Techno: I like how you think.
Dream: Great minds think alike
Tommy: What is wrong with you two
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Sapnap: I only got twelve hours of sleep in two days.
Tubbo: TWELVE, I get nine.
George: You get nine, bruh I get 6
Dream(drinking his eleventh cup of coffee):Wait you guys are getting sleep
Sapnap: ....
Tubbo: ....
George: ....
Techno: WHAT, YOU ARE GOING TO BED MISTER SPEEDRUNNER
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Dream: did you know if you throw a penguin hard enough it will fly.
Wilbur: dream... its 3 in the morning go to bed please.
Techno: just like children
Everyone- technoblade, dream: ........
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Sorry it so short still thinking and I'm not original
Hope you like it
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Randomthis is my first story, no smut I must let you know I have a wild imagination
